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I wear eye black when skeeting https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
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Any day my back has no kinks is a good day
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But he cut up his amp for you
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She's a peach I tells ya
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C'mon, Myrtle, hurry up in there! This Bartles & Jaymes is going right through me!!
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It's a djinn fairy
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I keep my CPAP filled with quinine with the same hopes
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Hehe
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"i am the ague man"
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It’s Crumflum!
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That’s friggin gorgeous Andy. Nice work nice save.
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Lord Only Knows I tried.
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But have you ever gotten a Devil's Haircut?
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True story: Denver mosh pit 90s He bent down on one knee and put his hand out and sang to me (in my head). Next day insufferable - two turntables and a microphone repeatedly. My server buddies were like enough already, he's not here, he's not your boyfriend 🤣. For a moment he was.
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Love it
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Clarabelle! 💚
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this joke is a loser, baby. GET CRAZY WITH THE CHEEZ WHIZ!
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LOVE IT
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It cracked me up when Sugar Ray said that at this point in their career, if you can smell funnel cake, they'll be playing
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Eagle Scout were you?
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So do I! But so far all I've had are a couple of visits from Eli Whitney.
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Only works if you go to sleep in the clothes you wore all day (Irish pajamas).
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it's ok to talk about The Malaria
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I have a secret cache of limes (if you're interested)
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In a pinch, you can use your mosquito netting as a Hawthorne strainer to filter out the lime pulp
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Dave's pretty cool, though.
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I understand you wanting to maintain Tommy’s anonymity, but if this was at The Lantana, then it would have had to have been Tommy Rizzo or Tommy O’Connor. Never Anderson.
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'Almighty Sharknado, who art available on DVD, blessed be thy sequels. May Ye raineth sharks upon mine enemies (and their stupid tank-themed birthday party), tomorrow and for all the tomorrows after that, in All thy Swirly Glory, Amen.'