samwanderson.bsky.social
Writer-ish. Author of The Money Run stories.
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Harvard should let all Trump administration appointees know their children won’t be admitted even with their legacy bullshit. Elite on elite crime is a terrible thing.
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Except for bad grammar.
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Your kink, your business.
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Every time I watch this movie, I see the last scene as Matthau reading it like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America’s credits. The soup scene with no spoon.
“Ah-haa!”
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That motherfucker is pretty funny, too.
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Labradoodle might cause an infection of the Velma scoobydoous. You can’t be allergic to Labradoodle because they’re hypoallergenic. Other side effects may include Look-at-Me syndrome, dog-butt skid marks on new carpet, and blindness. Tell your doctor if you’re pregnant. So they can gossip.
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I can still be sad and scared, right?
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If Westbrook doesn’t blow that Minnesota game, this doesn’t happen.
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Scares me the Joker might ask for trade now. I couldn’t take that.
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He sent me his mom’s recipe for potato salad. The secret is raisins.
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This is the greatest social media post of all time.
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You don’t have to yell. I’m sensitive
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Dear god, who wants to be up past 9 p.m.?
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It’s the fifth month of the year, but that’s not important right now. Can you fly this airplane?
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I’m starting a production of “Dogs Don’t Fly.” And how to blow your Puerto Rican vacation for your 30th anniversary on the fact that dogs don’t fly. Without GoFundMe and kindness and shit, RiraHayworth wouldn’t have made it. People are good.
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I’m sorry,amigo. That sucks.
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Coolio. I haven’t even been there yet. I’m a sucky Coloradan.
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It was a great event and you did fantastic!
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Is it wrong that I wanna move to Canada?
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Looking forward to this one!
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They’re trying to make the poor so desperate, they’ll fill the jobs only immigrants traditionally did. The pain is the point.
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How a Davy Cock-it hat is made.
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I didn’t even know I made $8 million/day. Now I’m really mad!
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That shingles one is no joke.
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Let’s go with that.
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You scare me sometimes.
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Too bad MPJ missed Saturday. He had a real shot at this.
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That fucking moron has no tactics. He says anything that enters his head and the right then scrambles to turn it into “policy.”
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And look how things have gone since! Have a hamburger for all our sakes!