secret-labour-mp.bsky.social
Anonymous Labour MP in the House of Commons 🥀
“Far Right” (George Monibot)
“Duplicitous” (Alistair Campbell)
107 posts
91 followers
288 following
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Please help find your backbone - call a genocide a #Genocide
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On reflection 🏳️
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Govt minister at the dispatch box: 'Of course, Mr Speaker, I should also remind the Rt Hon Leader of the Opposition that, on the child benefit cap, Mr Farage suggests Reform will lift this if in power, so people can have more kids. But hasn't Mr Farage also said that "Britain is full"?'
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Indeed! Down with this sort of thing!
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Someone really ought do something about all of that
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What goes down, must go up, right?
Right??
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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Sunak, please, stand up?
I repeat
Will the real Slim Sunak, please, stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
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NF: ‘Hey simpletons! Don’t worry your little heads about unfunded increased government expenditure, or balancing the books. Just check out my cool Adidas trainers instead, you imbeciles and make sure to vote Reform!’
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Remembering a time when a person could actually be tried for 'High Treason'
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Must fish out mine from the back of the wardrobe, if we’re going to have any chance of competing with old Nigey-babes 😉
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And we’ll hear it again (and again, and again, and again, if Trevor Philips has any say in the matter)
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Ok, but they’re going have to yell very, very loudly if they’re to have any chance of being heard over the incessant drone of No. 10’s new AI Tzar, Nick Clegg
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It's all a media illusion.
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I mean, what's not to love 💕🥰😘
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Still miss this guy. The place just isn't the same without him around anymore 😢
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It’s been alleged Nigel likes to “work hard”. When he’s not out to lunch with the boys, that is 😉
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Of course, everyone knows I can out-poll all of them, given the chance 😉
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This is exceptionally positive news! No voters being lost to those pesky Tories!!!! 🥳🎉😁
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Supremely confident we can persuade lifelong Tory voter Harry to switch over to Labour 🥀
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What odds on Boris Johnson becoming the first occupant of No. 10 to be father to ten children?
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He’s England’s Rose 🌹
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Ten’s a nice round number, all the same?
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Wonder if he can get Carrie pregnant again in time for his glorious return to the steps of No. 10? #bbclaurak
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Lucky them, I say! Lucky, lucky them!!
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Wonder if he’s still ‘fit as a butcher’s dog’?
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Migrants that won’t be strangers to our island. How lovely 🥰
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She’s not called Retainer Rayner for nowt 😉
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When does it end?
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Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen are both banned in our household.
We much rather listening to the YMCA on repeat instead.
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We are just *soooooo* good at government, aren’t we?
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Weak. Weak. Weak.
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It's great knowing that we've got far more MPs who "look sick" about our party's leadership than the Tories do #winning
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I've said it before and I'll say it again
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🚜🚜🚜
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4%? So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
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Hi Ben. Could you help me understand the best way to erase all of my internet search history on all of my devices please? Thank you in advance 🙏
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Good question.
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This non-answer might be an indicator
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Probably the thing that’s shifted the most lately is Trump’s lack of interest in the place, now he’s realised it’ll be far easier to make his billions in crypto scams than in Middle Eastern property developments. Remaining western allies now scurrying fast to get themselves off the hook.