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🥛UP THE MILK🥛 #NRLRoostersRaiders

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When a post does slightly better than mine

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when emily blunt, emily sharpen

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people get so mad when you’re drunk at work. like what did you even expect when you scheduled a meeting on a Wednesday afternoon

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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ TOMBSTONE -sturdy underwear -Bree plus -wha happen -wa wa we waaa -Mr. Lazy -parrot detective -skin that smoke wagon -skittish horse -Tom mix wept -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/3fhT... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

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them: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two

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well smack my shins and call me sally if this ain’t the worst way to spend the rest of our days then who knows what

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★★★★★ review: “If I had to choose between visiting an imaginary casino or the current hellscape that’s our reality, I’d go with the imaginary casino.”

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good morning from rupert

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I can't believe it's 2025 and people are still trying to convince us that Australia is real

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we’re all dead and only bsky is alive

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The orgy was going fine until Ron decided to be “cute” with the potato salad

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Don't count your boys before they're back in town

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[introducing a girl to my parents] these are the roommates i was telling you about

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DATING TIP: WEAR A TOP HAT AND BRING A CANE

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The Gary Busey impersonator who shot the bear statue turned out to be the real Gary Busey!

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Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her ex-boyfriend (the police sketch artist) framed her for murder.

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Most of the bones discovered in the koi pond aren’t human.

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My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

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God gives his biggest tiddies to his toughest soldiers

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edible panties made out of edibles ✨

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Men are lonely? Weak. Growing up my father managed by bonding with me over shared hobbies, such as watching tv and having sex with people who aren’t my mom.

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The nice thing about long weekends is that you get an extra day to yell at your family

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“let the american people decide” lmao have you met us?

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Rock, paper, scared of intimacy

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Mission: Impossible? well yeah with that attitude

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phone sex operator: oooh mommy? sure, i’ll be your mommy. have you been a bad little boy? me: lol no, i said “umami”. this soup is delicious. anyway, what do you think happens when we die?

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You think of Batman ➡️ you think of Robin. And Robin's waist has never been more snatched. @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched BATMAN FOREVER staring Drew Barrymore @thenatewolf.bsky.social Debi Mazar @murrman5.bsky.social Jim Carrey @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6Bqq...

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I bet we’ve surprised god a few times. Like he knew we’d eat berries and fish but he never expected us to be this into grains.

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I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.

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phone sex operator: oooh mommy? sure, i’ll be your mommy. have you been a bad little boy? me: lol no, i said “umami”. this soup is delicious. anyway, what do you think happens when we die?

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who called it hiding an embarrassment when oofemism was right there

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🥛UP THE MILK🥛 #NRLRoostersRaiders

When a post does slightly better than mine

when emily blunt, emily sharpen

people get so mad when you’re drunk at work. like what did you even expect when you scheduled a meeting on a Wednesday afternoon

NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ TOMBSTONE -sturdy underwear -Bree plus -wha happen -wa wa we waaa -Mr. Lazy -parrot detective -skin that smoke wagon -skittish horse -Tom mix wept -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/3fhT... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

them: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two

well smack my shins and call me sally if this ain’t the worst way to spend the rest of our days then who knows what

★★★★★ review: “If I had to choose between visiting an imaginary casino or the current hellscape that’s our reality, I’d go with the imaginary casino.”

good morning from rupert

I can't believe it's 2025 and people are still trying to convince us that Australia is real

we’re all dead and only bsky is alive

The orgy was going fine until Ron decided to be “cute” with the potato salad

Don't count your boys before they're back in town

[introducing a girl to my parents] these are the roommates i was telling you about

DATING TIP: WEAR A TOP HAT AND BRING A CANE

The Gary Busey impersonator who shot the bear statue turned out to be the real Gary Busey!

Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her ex-boyfriend (the police sketch artist) framed her for murder.

Most of the bones discovered in the koi pond aren’t human.

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

God gives his biggest tiddies to his toughest soldiers

edible panties made out of edibles ✨

Men are lonely? Weak. Growing up my father managed by bonding with me over shared hobbies, such as watching tv and having sex with people who aren’t my mom.

The nice thing about long weekends is that you get an extra day to yell at your family

“let the american people decide” lmao have you met us?

Rock, paper, scared of intimacy

Mission: Impossible? well yeah with that attitude

phone sex operator: oooh mommy? sure, i’ll be your mommy. have you been a bad little boy? me: lol no, i said “umami”. this soup is delicious. anyway, what do you think happens when we die?

You think of Batman ➡️ you think of Robin. And Robin's waist has never been more snatched. @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched BATMAN FOREVER staring Drew Barrymore @thenatewolf.bsky.social Debi Mazar @murrman5.bsky.social Jim Carrey @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/6Bqq...

I bet we’ve surprised god a few times. Like he knew we’d eat berries and fish but he never expected us to be this into grains.

I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.

phone sex operator: oooh mommy? sure, i’ll be your mommy. have you been a bad little boy? me: lol no, i said “umami”. this soup is delicious. anyway, what do you think happens when we die?

who called it hiding an embarrassment when oofemism was right there

Got disqualified from the handsome man contest for being, “very, very clearly not a handsome man.”

gonna commit a dalliance am I using that word right

Hey, bird, stop fucking walking. Dumbass. Fuckin' winged idiot.