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sensualdad.bsky.social
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
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who up having a sensual sunday?

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

submitted 751 days ago • 31 comments

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

submitted 586 days ago • 43 comments

Boss: It seems like you don't want to work here anymore Me: Fair but in my defense I never wanted to work here

submitted 159 days ago • 13 comments

How bad was his real name that he chose Porky Pig as his stage name?

submitted 632 days ago • 8 comments

If I was Charlie Brown and Lucy was holding the football for me, I would simply make like I was going to kick it and then turn to her and say sincerely, Lucy, you know I have clinical depression, right

submitted 666 days ago • 8 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

only paying with SensualCoin from now on

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

rip king arthur you would have loved pulling out

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Kill Cheeseburgers Marry Cake

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Pride Month to some of the most sickening 2SLGBTQIA+ shitposters on Bsky! Follow one, follow all, or just reskeet for support!

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

i don’t care what anyone says. every time i see a baby smoking a cigarette im like damn that’s one cool ass baby.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

🥛UP THE MILK🥛 #NRLRoostersRaiders

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When a post does slightly better than mine

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

when emily blunt, emily sharpen

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

people get so mad when you’re drunk at work. like what did you even expect when you scheduled a meeting on a Wednesday afternoon

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ TOMBSTONE -sturdy underwear -Bree plus -wha happen -wa wa we waaa -Mr. Lazy -parrot detective -skin that smoke wagon -skittish horse -Tom mix wept -quiz, medals and ratings open.spotify.com/episode/3fhT... podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

them: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two

submitted 185 days ago • 72 comments

well smack my shins and call me sally if this ain’t the worst way to spend the rest of our days then who knows what

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

★★★★★ review: “If I had to choose between visiting an imaginary casino or the current hellscape that’s our reality, I’d go with the imaginary casino.”

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

good morning from rupert

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

I can't believe it's 2025 and people are still trying to convince us that Australia is real

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

we’re all dead and only bsky is alive

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

The orgy was going fine until Ron decided to be “cute” with the potato salad

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Don't count your boys before they're back in town

submitted 192 days ago • 19 comments

[introducing a girl to my parents] these are the roommates i was telling you about

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

DATING TIP: WEAR A TOP HAT AND BRING A CANE

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 51 comments

The Gary Busey impersonator who shot the bear statue turned out to be the real Gary Busey!

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

Please be nice to Carol in reception. Her ex-boyfriend (the police sketch artist) framed her for murder.

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Most of the bones discovered in the koi pond aren’t human.

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

God gives his biggest tiddies to his toughest soldiers

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments