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Burning down this house of lies. (Olive Garden)

Goodnight 😴 🫢

Mark Hamill would say Luke Skywalker is Hamas and then salute the empire.

tonight, category: uh oh, here comes "A.I."

if you notice---if you listen carefully to the pronunciations---the term "fuckwit" is remarkably similar to the term "buckwheat." this is because buckwheat is a silly dunce of a pseudocereal the only apologia for which come from absolute tomfools, the pondscum of a dignified and polite society

This was my MySpace song in college. Lol

1 like = 1 tomato that you guys send me that i can throw at the dude playing live music at this bar cause i know him and i fucking hate him

My son has his girlfriend over for the first time and he cooked her a steak and they are eating off the same plate πŸ₯²

🎧 "Living Room" Tegan and Sara (Live 2012) 2002

do you know what john brown was? πŸ‘‡πŸ»

the @democrats.org can pay me for this anytime now i’m what the dudes call β€œrelatable” and β€œsometimes non-threatening” or they can keep losing the fellas; their call

blegh, yall should say nice things about me or smth, kinda feeling like ass rn

BZZZT, WRONG YOU FUKKIN IDIOT. He was a joint guy because he was a CARPENTER, BOZO.

me, when deja vu: --satisfied smile-- ahhh good; at least one of you still yet live, and we have rescyned again. until next time

if global warming is stopped, it'll be all thanks to r/sinkpissers

this bird just called me the f slur wtf now there's more of them

skincare???? i sure hope it does

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okay I'm DONE im DONE im GOING πŸ“΄ adderall is a bastard! only a poor craftsman blames their tools! fuck!