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writing stuff, being anonymous, they/he, 37 AuDHD. sober stoner. might seem like kind of a bit. 🖤🩶🤍💜 👋🏻💚 search my posts for #hi @lamesheev.bsky.social 🦜 🇦🇶 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇾🇪 🇺🇦 🇸🇸 🇺🇸
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I know now is not the time but I really need Portland to explain to me the goatse elevator door at the zoo.

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Wife had another seizure today. She’s fine she’s okay, but the doctors don’t seem to think there’s anything wrong. This is the third time she’s had a seizure this year and she’d had one the previous year and none ever before that. Anyone smarter than me who has an idea why her brain’s going nuts lmk

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I believe in the power of the people

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well you just like these specific hops because they conform to your world brew

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Describe your gender shittily A purple weighted axolotyl plush that smells vaguely of lavender.

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Holy guacamole, guys. This is beyond splendid, Qu'est-ce que c'est? youtu.be/CJ54eImz88w?...

submitted 12 hours ago • 39 comments

Some cool snags from the annual city Art Festival

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okay bye! I'm gonna go write stuff all day. have a good day 🤗🕺🏻

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this is one of the best videos ever. and the song is great. so. you're supposed to watch 😌. made in 1999 by michel gondry, who later made, e.g., eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

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animusic "pipe dream." (2001.) one programmer, custom software.

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the virtual insanity music video. (1996.)

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here's a category brilliant ideas that blew our mind when we first saw them, that ~weren't~ copied. the ideas that were done so — unassailably, publicly — perfectly the first time, you're know you're gonna look like an asshole copying it unless you can improve upon it, and you can't.

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scrolled past this on my timeline and thought they were Babyface from toy story and I am stoned.

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scrolled past this on my timeline and thought they had Thomas the Tank Engine faces and I was disappointed when on closer inspection they did not. so I made some mock-ups of what Thomas the Tachikoma would look like because the idea amuses me to no end:

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what's up people!!!! okay I was gonna go to pride today but it got rained out. fortunately I have my work cut out for me writing-wise, and I have enough weed to relax my brain about requisitioning weed, and... no yard work today. 😎 I'm gonna write a BIG FUCKIN OUTLINE in an hour and four minutes

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