sheev.calamitousintent.com
writing stuff, being anonymous, they/he, 37
AuDHD. sober stoner.
might seem like kind of a bit.
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@lamesheev.bsky.social 🦜
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🥰 🕺🏻👋🏻 how's lynn today
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[from closet] whoa look at all this
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💗
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i saw this earlier
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oh this is a good system actually 🤔
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you've got to eat something yummy. it's been too long and it's crazy and you need FOOD.
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💯
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oh I didn't realize this was still a reply to emma™ I reposted this cuz I thought I was back out on the main TL and this was a generic banger
but no it's also a specific emma™ banger
beautimus. 😌
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your irreverence surpasses what nature intended. your audience is limited to like minded weirdos of a lesser capacity
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love a long arc 😇 lfgggg
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i mean it's rude to say shit about surnames but also yarvin is the dumbest fucking name comin out of redneck star wars
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look comet ping pong was fucking suspicious and EVERYONE agreed with that so like
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arcadus is the informant!
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💚
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btw it's no fun being the only person in a group who knows the cheese pizza reference and then you're explaining it and everyone's like yeah okay but why do you know that and you're like INTERNET and they're like this isn't getting better
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oh shit,
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this is a good hire 😌
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the only factor I respect is raising the bar 😌
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banger. after it heals
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you are interesting 🙂 also it's wild that you coulda bent over and fuckin deadlifted someone out of a pool but couldn't tread water in it. 🤗
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hey
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i dont want people to know I'm wrinkly 😎
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this rules
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he knows we know he can see us saying this right?
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then again, that's just off vibes. if he's established that he's actually an incel or whatever then whoops 😇
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I can see why, but I'm goin the other way on it. this is a guy who lost a woman.
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i see ya bud. 🙂
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still won't acknowledge me btw
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tysm 🫠
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the actual fact is this is the most socializing he's done outside of work or his ex-wife in a long time and he wishes he could find a tightknit group of his own to be a part of. he's getting warm feelings off our vibes as he peppers ten year old canards into the void and imagines it's us who are sad
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pillbug is a perfect animal shape for a plushy 😭
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for this I googled and apparently posies aren't even a type of flower, they're a type of bouquet
so pocket full of posies is... what are we callin em sluts here? fuckboys? aubrey drake grahams? pocket full of valentines..
interesting
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HELLO POSY
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gm girlrizz
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(y'all not to put to much emphasis on a stray clue, but ☝🏻 for real. potemkin village is something I've only heard people ten years older than me bring up, and I'm almost 40.)
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that's correct.
I'm not trying to be insulting. but descriptively yeah
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also you're old. nobody says potemkin village. you're at least 50.
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dude I was actually gonna pay attention to you for three seconds and right away you gave up
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oh so you don't have an argument
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yeah this blows my mind too.
yeah. it's a whole ass arc of history in mini
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link please
once I smack your argument will you kiss me though