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simonvarwell.bsky.social
Loves trains, the outdoors, travel, Esperanto, ambient and post-rock music, dystofic, good food and scrontous beer. Hates car-centric societies, late stage capitalism and courgette. He/him. Inverness | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🇪🇺 Work: @hisasimon.bsky.social
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Very.
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Ah. Then you’re asking the wrong person as that’s not my subculture. For me my gut reaction is an image of grass, a small white pill sitting on it, and the track title and artist title above and below the little dent/line across the middle.
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This is where I become an absolute eco fascist. It should be illegal to manufacture or sell packaging that can’t be recycled easily.
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What sort of track? What does it evoke?
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I promise not to tell anyone and will look harder.
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Never heard of that one. Just googled and might not ram it to the top of my must list.
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And surprisingly I saw what I think were the red arrows flying southwest presumably down the Great Glen. You may need to zoom in a bit. Must’ve been someone’s birthday in Inverfarigaig.
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Hah! Never tried it myself. I have however seen the beginning of Of Oz The Wizard (the film spliced and reordered alphabetically by dialogue). It’s an utter headfuck but bizarrely genius. I can’t watch for too long though. vimeo.com/150423718
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You can be the canary for us all and report back.
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You will need to compare this with the Dark Side of Oz.
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That’s really poor - and surprising. Cards are standard here.
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You’ll have had your bug.
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My favourite solicitors’ firm
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Is that in Windmilldon?
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Good luck! Hope you survived our heaving metropolis.
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Are you at the end of a job/project or something? Good luck with whatever lies next for you.
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Well Steve Clarke will be available soon.
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Yep.
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I’m trying to think of a stock response.
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A wise move. Much longer may be better.
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I am old enough to remember the days…
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Windswept North Atlantic no-hopers from the fringes of world football humiliated by…
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And sorry for all the football posts, to those who haven’t unfollowed me. I’ll stop now, in same way the Steve Clarke now also should.
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Dreadful, dreadful, lemon dreadful. Historic levels of awful: some world class talent taken apart by a near minnow outfit who didn’t even show plucky backs to the wall grit but instead had it handed to them on a plate. Embarrassing. #scoice
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I know. I don’t often talk football in here. Not that that was football.
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Interesting! Don’t know anything about him but good experiences and of course available.
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Clarke has to go after Liechtenstein hasn’t he? The SFA wouldn’t keep him and he himself must know this is the end of the road. Tuesday lunchtime press conference?
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Yes good call he might have. Who else is out of work? Don Cowie? Neil Warnock? Gareth Southgate…?
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Goal for Damian! Argh, offside. Of course it is.
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And you’re right - the tournaments were easier than in the past. The highs were high but too rare.
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Well you have to laugh! My more serious suggestion a couple of weeks back would’ve been McInnes. No idea who else would be on the radar but I would hope the good team on paper would surely catch the eye of decent candidates.
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Liechtenstein will be rubbing their hands.
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Oh my goodness that was shocking goalkeeping. Limbs everywhere. Should’ve been VAR’d out but no excuse. Surely a goalie substitution now? Frankly any substitutions would be good.
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I’ve defended Steve Clarke way longer than many have, but there’s just a lack of fire in the belly, creativity, or willingness to experiment. If it was down to me, I’d say a big thank you to him before the qualifiers start. Time for new energy. Of course, no idea who’d be good. Postecoglu anyone?
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Half-time. The obscure and unfancied amateurish part-timer outfit from the edge of Europe, versus…
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Yes it’s a friendly. Yes it’s the end of the season and they’re tired and the Icelanders play summer football. But you’re still allowed to try to win friendlies. It’s explicitly in the rules.
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Clumsy, amateurish rubbish. Dreadful goal to lose. Just dreadful. #scotland
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I was once asked which from #Iceland ‘s famous father-son footballer combo I prefer, and honestly I’m in two minds so I’d happily go with eiður Guðjohnsen.
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Okay that’s a relief. But a lucky goal - poor defending and the goalie arguably should’ve got it. But of course we’ll take it. 1-1. #scoice
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STOP PLAYING KICKABOUT AT THE BACK IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITION STRIKERS.
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I mean, we can at least take solace from the fact we are up against one of world football’s giants and are ourselves entirely devoid of any top class players with, say, hugely impactful European profile or long standing experience.