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Finally got the reaper heat level at Dave's Hot Chicken. I didn't die, but I think it's the first time I tapped out on something for being "too spicy to enjoy"

No one has a Bingo card. That's why no one ever has anything on it.

When you see this "🤣🤣🤣" you know you're about to see the corniest shit imaginable

this is everything i've ever wanted

I do not care that things are paywalled. If the article interests me enough, I'll pay. I understand publications need to bring in revenue to sustain their business. But man I miss when paywalled stuff at the very least said "for subscribers" so I didn't click it.

"Stripping the tissie" is the appropriate term for removing the meat from a Costco chicken, right?

Kinda hope AJ lets Smith pitch the 9th so he gets a fun save.

Dylan Smith MLB debut game incoming!

It's bonkers that we're 1 game into June, and the Tigers could lose all their remaining games and still finish ahead of the Rockies.

So according to ESPN, 7 of the top 8 Tigers prospects are up the middle, plus Jung, Keith and Sweeney as guys graduated.

Kinda wanna see AJ go to Dylan Smith just for fun in the 9th

That was one of the most perfect throws I've ever seen by a catcher

What is with all this 40 degrees in June fuckery

With Dingler looking like he should stick as an above average major league catcher, should the Tigers see if Liranzo or Briceno can develop into something at 3B?

It is insane how badly the left can fumble anything. The Taco thing, and his reaction to it, could have been great and possibly had staying power. Now it's been two days and every meme, gif, and joke about it is just painful cringe.

My mom is a person that will create hypotheticals to be mad at. She had a procedure Monday & in recovery her Dr said she can't lift over 5lbs. I know that's not a lot of weight, but avoidable. She was bitching about not being able to lift a gallon of milk I have never once seen her drink milk.

Tigers and Giants playing like it's a getaway day

If I'm looking for a real job, and my cover letter is "I have friends everywhere" I'm going to assume any place not calling me back is an imperial sympathizer

My fiance forgot Michael B. Jordans name for a minute this morning so she said "the guy from Creed" and got mad when I guessed Scott Stapp.

Arguing online about sidewalks is the only way to start a Saturday

So the bullpen guys are only good when there is chaos?