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I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man. I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
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My proudest moment as a dad was the first time my son blamed his fart on the dog. That’s just good upbringing.

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I suppose that Russia is in the “find out” phase now.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

AI created this image of my dog, Ruby, eating a banana. What’s weird is that she doesn’t like bananas.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, everybody. I have a wish. That wish is that I want you to wish someone to have a pleasant day. I want you to have one as well. May you all be well and happy. ❤️

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, or anything, but I know pi to three places.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re alright. You’re good. Everything will be fine. I like you. It think you’re a splendid person. I hope you’ll have a wonderful day!

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I’m watching the second half of this Pee-Wee Herman documentary and I noticed when I paused it, there was a picture of J.R. Bob Dobbs. What kind of message is that for children? I don’t mind, if course. I’m all for subversive messages. I just found this interesting.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A guy travels to Boston and hails a cab. He says, “Take me someplace where I can get scrod.” The cabbie says, “Well, that’s the first time I ever heard that in the pluperfect subjunctive!” It’s a grammar joke. Don’t get too worked up.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Beanie Baby Break-in. It’s alliterative, but it happened. Thoughts? Who is the assailant? Who’s the woman in a coma?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, you! Happy Tuesday!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I know that when someone calls me Timothy, that they don’t really know me. If someone calls me Timmy, I know that they knew me as a child. If you call me Tim, I’ll know that you know me as an adult. This is apropos of nothing, but it’s just a thought that popped into my head. I’m weird.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Something weird occurred to me just now. Given all the time he spends on golf courses in Florida, shouldn’t he have a natural tan? I don’t know. Maybe I’m thinking about it too hard.

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