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I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man. I have disabled all DMs. Just interact with me publicly.
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This seems apt for today.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

If you have a significant other, what’s your song? My wife likes “Let’s Stay Together” by Al Green. I prefer “You’re My Best Friend” by Queen. Please share yours if you don’t mind. Thank you!

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

A guy flys to Boston and hails a cab. He says to the cabbie, “Take me someplace where I can get scrod.” The cabbie says, “Well, that’s the first time I ever heard *that* in the pluperfect subjunctive!” Yes, it’s a very old grammar joke.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My proudest moment as a dad was the first time my son blamed his fart on the dog. That’s just good upbringing.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose that Russia is in the “find out” phase now.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

AI created this image of my dog, Ruby, eating a banana. What’s weird is that she doesn’t like bananas.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, everybody. I have a wish. That wish is that I want you to wish someone to have a pleasant day. I want you to have one as well. May you all be well and happy. ❤️

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, or anything, but I know pi to three places.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re alright. You’re good. Everything will be fine. I like you. It think you’re a splendid person. I hope you’ll have a wonderful day!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m watching the second half of this Pee-Wee Herman documentary and I noticed when I paused it, there was a picture of J.R. Bob Dobbs. What kind of message is that for children? I don’t mind, if course. I’m all for subversive messages. I just found this interesting.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

A guy travels to Boston and hails a cab. He says, “Take me someplace where I can get scrod.” The cabbie says, “Well, that’s the first time I ever heard that in the pluperfect subjunctive!” It’s a grammar joke. Don’t get too worked up.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Beanie Baby Break-in. It’s alliterative, but it happened. Thoughts? Who is the assailant? Who’s the woman in a coma?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments