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Tell me why is isn’t gross negligence and why the sheriff isn’t being charged. Professional courtesy, maybe? WTF? Anyone else doing this would be facing serious charges. www.fox5atlanta.com/news/texas-s... Texas sheriff won't be charged after leaving gun in Covington Wendy's bathroom | FOX 5 Atlanta

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My wife is a curious sort. We’ve been together for a dozen plus years. One funny thing she does is that if mention something in passing and I’m thinking nothing of it, she will go on a deep dive to either contradict me or verify me. Most recent example: I mentioned maple sugar candy.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Hola, Sauce!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This seems apt for today.

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If you have a significant other, what’s your song? My wife likes “Let’s Stay Together” by Al Green. I prefer “You’re My Best Friend” by Queen. Please share yours if you don’t mind. Thank you!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

A guy flys to Boston and hails a cab. He says to the cabbie, “Take me someplace where I can get scrod.” The cabbie says, “Well, that’s the first time I ever heard *that* in the pluperfect subjunctive!” Yes, it’s a very old grammar joke.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My proudest moment as a dad was the first time my son blamed his fart on the dog. That’s just good upbringing.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose that Russia is in the “find out” phase now.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

AI created this image of my dog, Ruby, eating a banana. What’s weird is that she doesn’t like bananas.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, everybody. I have a wish. That wish is that I want you to wish someone to have a pleasant day. I want you to have one as well. May you all be well and happy. ❤️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, or anything, but I know pi to three places.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments