slimjimtx.bsky.social
I’m kind to humans and animals and I am a raging knucklehead. I occasionally joke around. I changed my avatar to the very distinguished Panda Man.
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That’s a good one! 😀
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Tools are useful. Let’s pick a different noun.
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At least we’re not Brenda and Eddie.
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Man, this is a difficult question. I suppose they’re both dumber than Palin, but it’s still super close.
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Don’t get me started on the HOA.
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You are not the only one. I only have so much bandwidth, mentally. So he’s in a same sex marriage. Plus one for him. Heritage Foundation, minus infinity.
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It’s weird that a Nazi salute wasn’t the red line. That part’s ok, obviously. But any hint of disloyalty is a no-no.
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Wait. What?!? Isn’t that the definition of pedophelia? Color me confused.
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Hearts and diamonds are red, aren’t they? I know it’s an AI-generated image, but, still…
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Perhaps the more time he spends partying or golfing and the less time he spends “governing” is a good thing for everyone.
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I wonder if this is on the roof of the Peabody Hotel in Memphis. I know they keep ducks up there and bring them to the lobby in a special elevator with a ceremonial duck march. It’s really quite charming if you ever get a chance to visit. The ducks swim in the lobby fountain.
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I love that song. It’s a perfect choice for the video.
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She does. I’m just saying that I appreciate being appreciated. I just don’t need to feel needed. I hope that makes sense.
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I’m a dude and I don’t feel like I need to feel needed, but I do want to feel appreciated. I do stuff around the house and if it’s acknowledged, I feel appreciated. I don’t need my wife to need me. I just want some tip of the cap to know that my contributions are seen. A thank you is always welcome.
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It’s alright. I wish we had left under more favorable circumstances. Overall, it was fine. The only thing was the car breaking down in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona. That part of the journey was less than ideal. We had to ration the water for the dogs. The state trooper that came out wasn’t helpful.
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I’m not mad at this news.
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I don’t know the rules of Otterball, but I’m an instant fan.
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I think that’s a very sweet gesture on her part. May you have a very happy birthday!
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Not exactly. We went there because we had a pipe burst that winter, and our floors were ruined. Since insurance was willing to pay for us to stay anywhere, we decided to inhabit the Hotel del Coronado while the contractors worked on the house.
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We drove from Dallas to Coronado with some stops along the way. It’s quite the adventure.
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I’ve visited a couple times. It’s quite spectacular there.
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Thanks for the mention!
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Shortly after, if I remember correctly, she dug a big hole to settle in to so she could cool down. She spent some time in the water, too. Our other dog, Ranger was busy greeting the other dogs that arrived at the beach. I don’t think I have any photos of him doing that.
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Yes, actually. You have a good eye. 👍
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Ruby loves the beach. 🐶
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The struggle is real.
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Did you hear about the peanut in the park? It was a salted.
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Is it just me, or is the guy who needs to have his son monitor his online porn activity actually lecturing us about morality weird? GOP must have better perverts than this. Am I taking crazy pills?
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I like how it’s full of beans.
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There’s a handsome fellow!
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It must be a heavy burden. By the way, don’t google “bonus egg.”
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“I Want a New Drug” - Huey Lewis and the News.
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I should have included this initially.
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I think you’d need to ask a Mormon. They’re really good at genealogy, and for good reason. The kid(s) from the mother would be her daughter’s kid(s)’ aunt/uncle/half-sibling. That’s my best guess. This is the weirdest thing I’ve read all week. 🫢
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“Everywhere” is a great one.
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Pasta Puttanesca literally means “Pasta with Whore Sauce.”
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How about “Baby Blue?” It was the song at the very end of “Breaking Bad.”
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Something I’ve been wondering about is if representatives can be voted for at large. I realize that would be a logistical problem, but could it be? That would eliminate the gerrymandering issue. But how would representatives be applied to their districts? It’s just a thought.