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Southern California kid. I write stories (and a few other things). I cook & do restaurant pop-ups. I make cocktails. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, & food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces Supper Club 2.0 coming soon.
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i continue to have a zero-tolerance policy with this shit. stop using spotify. i dont care what you replace it with. fuck your playlists, fuck your discover feed. STOP USING SPOTIFY.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

If Rhythm Nation (the best album from 1989 and also a top 5 album from the entire decade) loses this matchup, it will be my Joker origin story.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Isaiah Hartenstein said they didn’t pop champagne in the locker room because no one other than Alex Caruso knew how to do it so Caruso had to give the rest of the team a tutorial on how pop champagne bottles.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I don’t wanna hear SHIT from the Knicks fandom tonight… Your squad doesn’t even have a head coach and y’all had a practice run championship parade after advancing to the conference finals

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?

submitted 1 day ago • 199 comments

The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

at least toby keith is dead this time

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 2 days ago • 814 comments

In Pasadena, protesters ran ICE out of a hotel. The hotel insisted ICE leave. Protesters slashed tires of many of the vehicles and local tow companies refused to assist. /

submitted 3 days ago • 324 comments

Idk man, maybe the bigots and sex pests are, but that sounds like a YP www.foxnews.com/media/white-...

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Why isn't Naomie Harris a bigger star?? She's phenomenal in everything.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Andrew Cuomo has the experiences and character to save the nation. He is an exceptional choice for mayor of New York, a city I’ve never stayed in for more than 45 minutes. I’m afraid to cross a street that has more than two lanes. I think the American Airlines chatbot is a real person who likes me

submitted 4 days ago • 56 comments

Please....make it stop

submitted 4 days ago • 95 comments

I hate to be this guy, but this isn't Hollywood. Boyle Heights and Hollywood are two very different neighborhoods/demos in Los Angeles. Accuracy matters when reporting or reposting things. Inaccuracies are what many people use to try and discredit very real events and atrocities like this.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is THE tweet of all time

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

When you’re just grabbing brown people

submitted 4 days ago • 280 comments

2024-25 GM Survey...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I know Holmgren is a solid offensive player, but man does he get manhandled way too easily when he's got the ball in his hands to be a truly reliable 3rd option yet.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hartenstein wanted that SGA whistle

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

As I’ve said before, virtually zero of the weirdness around Caitlin Clark comes from Caitlin Clark, who is as real a hooper as it gets.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

All the obnoxious folk bros in San Diego who were making bad stomp-clap music 12 years ago have moved on to making bad lofi bedroom pop or bad podcasts. The common threads, of course, are the attempts to justify shitty behavior by cosplaying as victims.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Amen to all of this.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It was definitely this stupid

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

porting over my “banger novel openings” thread from the bird site

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

this is the real use case for AI: creating a centralized source of "truth" that can be altered at the whim of its fascist owners. technology cannot be disconnected from its financial backing & political consequences. pretending it "could be useful" in a vacuum is a fantasy. bsky.app/profile/pale...

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

submitted 7 days ago • 508 comments

seen some people complaining that this is a political stunt and lemme say if this was the kind of political stunt more politicians were doing on a regular basis we wouldn't be where we are today dude is actually putting himself on the line here, fuck off with that shit

submitted 7 days ago • 331 comments

I know it feels good to post shit like "Are you done denying that we live under fascism??? Ready to come out from under your rock and admit the truth??" but who are you talking to? No one here is denying it, and the people who deny it aren't here. Who are you yelling at

submitted 7 days ago • 69 comments

This bozo used Chat GPT to tell him how to heat a turkey melt in his toaster oven and wants you to take his use case examples seriously. We are cooked.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

submitted 7 days ago • 2251 comments

Johnny Furphy should be added to this list

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments