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Southern California kid. I write stories (and a few other things). I cook & do restaurant pop-ups. I make cocktails. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, & food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces Supper Club 2.0 coming soon.
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I love how a political movement that claims Democrats want to kill babies objects to baby baskets to newborns

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"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line

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I’m celebrating so many things today but one is that the racist smear campaign led by billionaires collapsed like a meringue in the heat Hope you enjoyed burning all that money Ackman

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

They threw all of this at him--at all of us--for months now, it didn't work. They can keep going, they can spend the rest of their lives trapped in their hideous world of hatred and delusion, but the rest of us have long moved on because we know a better world is possible

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It's funny that all these goofs keep crying about "experience" mattering in politics like it doesn't really just mean that their guys have been bought and sold several times over by the billionaires, corporations, and Super PACs that have ruined this country.

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Socialism, tonight, defeated barbarism. After the two-decade midnight of 9/11, dawn is breaking.

submitted 13 hours ago • 43 comments

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

submitted 6 hours ago • 291 comments

They already know the Sixers are about to screw this up

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stop, stop, tonight can only be so enjoyable

submitted 13 hours ago • 80 comments

i would like it a lot of zohran did whatever it takes to keep lander involved with the campaign. ride a tandem bike with him in your ads man this is great stuff

submitted 15 hours ago • 47 comments

Some of the people I follow on IG that live there were posting about their NYT movie lists. Hilarious.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

republicans are about to tweet things about mamdani that are like the hatred you read about in the bible

submitted 15 hours ago • 21 comments

A generational talent just beat the disabled-seniors-murdering sex-pest the Dem establishment backed.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

i continue to have a zero-tolerance policy with this shit. stop using spotify. i dont care what you replace it with. fuck your playlists, fuck your discover feed. STOP USING SPOTIFY.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

If Rhythm Nation (the best album from 1989 and also a top 5 album from the entire decade) loses this matchup, it will be my Joker origin story.

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Isaiah Hartenstein said they didn’t pop champagne in the locker room because no one other than Alex Caruso knew how to do it so Caruso had to give the rest of the team a tutorial on how pop champagne bottles.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t wanna hear SHIT from the Knicks fandom tonight… Your squad doesn’t even have a head coach and y’all had a practice run championship parade after advancing to the conference finals

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We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?

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The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

at least toby keith is dead this time

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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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In Pasadena, protesters ran ICE out of a hotel. The hotel insisted ICE leave. Protesters slashed tires of many of the vehicles and local tow companies refused to assist. /

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Idk man, maybe the bigots and sex pests are, but that sounds like a YP www.foxnews.com/media/white-...

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Why isn't Naomie Harris a bigger star?? She's phenomenal in everything.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Andrew Cuomo has the experiences and character to save the nation. He is an exceptional choice for mayor of New York, a city I’ve never stayed in for more than 45 minutes. I’m afraid to cross a street that has more than two lanes. I think the American Airlines chatbot is a real person who likes me

submitted 5 days ago • 56 comments

Please....make it stop

submitted 5 days ago • 95 comments

I hate to be this guy, but this isn't Hollywood. Boyle Heights and Hollywood are two very different neighborhoods/demos in Los Angeles. Accuracy matters when reporting or reposting things. Inaccuracies are what many people use to try and discredit very real events and atrocities like this.

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This is THE tweet of all time

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

When you’re just grabbing brown people

submitted 5 days ago • 280 comments

2024-25 GM Survey...

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I know Holmgren is a solid offensive player, but man does he get manhandled way too easily when he's got the ball in his hands to be a truly reliable 3rd option yet.

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Hartenstein wanted that SGA whistle

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As I’ve said before, virtually zero of the weirdness around Caitlin Clark comes from Caitlin Clark, who is as real a hooper as it gets.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

All the obnoxious folk bros in San Diego who were making bad stomp-clap music 12 years ago have moved on to making bad lofi bedroom pop or bad podcasts. The common threads, of course, are the attempts to justify shitty behavior by cosplaying as victims.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Amen to all of this.

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