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It’s a good ad but if they’re not running it on prime time it’s just fan service

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Courting that median voter

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I’m tired

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not all heroes wear capes

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We’re already moots, but I’d follow again if I could

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Which one of you will be the lucky 2000? Zombuddy rules

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i think it was very important to take him alive so that he can say why he did what he did

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Trump just has him arrested

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Well we just nominated Mikie Sherrill in Jersey and they’re about elect Cuomo as mayor of NYC so I’m gonna take this with a fucking Himalayan rock salt lamp

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Thinking about the bumper sticker I saw right before the election that said MEAN TWEETS/WORLD PEACE

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Women be inheriting they moms’ heirloom jewelry

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Mundus Sine Caesaribus

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cop: do you know why I pulled you over? me: because you had an emotionally distant father, an overbearing mother, married a woman just like her, your kids hate you, and you’re taking your anger and frustration out on me? cop: [holding back tears] because your gas cap is open

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Yeah this is why I don’t put much stock in yesterday’s marches, as nice as they were. Well probably elect some more democrats, get four years of Starmerism, and then the GOP will come roaring back even worse. It isn’t Trump who destroyed my optimism in America. It was elected Democrats.

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Julian Jaynes would probably be unsurprised by any of this

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Just about anything with Pacino in it

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Man what

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PSA: All of the THE TRIP movies (and the series!) are on Criterion. The Boys Are Back m.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQ...

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School ended for the summer on Friday and my kids have already regressed a full year of development

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I think Yacht Club should continue to develop their own awesome original games, but if they *really wanted to* they have the love and skill to make an incredible Zelda II remake

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The struggle, as the kids say, is real

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Back when I was on Twitter I always thought it was interesting that even though this guy never posted Nazi stuff, if you visited or followed his account, the algorithm would suggest you follow Nazi accounts.

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Milk is a kind of pus

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Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.

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Something I keep thinking about is that the 250th anniversary of the founding of the United States Army *should* be an uncontroversial thing worth celebrating, and Trump pretty much ruined it.

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my body is a water balloon, the payload is soup; flung with ferocious velocity by the strong arm of the void, screaming with joy as the wall approaches. my legacy will be writ large in a hot stain of bún bò huế, smeared across the facade of god's plasterboard bungalow. i will live forever

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What’s with all the ill-fitting suits

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Only the Democrats could look at stuff like this and think “We’ve gotta find a way to distance ourselves from this”

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WSJ has a very funny slideshow at the top of their app right now juxtaposing the massive crowds at the No Kings marches with the sparse crowds at the emperor’s birthday parade

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[Exit, pursued by a bear]

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Took this way too seriously

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I think another thing that may have happened is that 5% of the electorate had an ideology that was basically “racism” and they were nonvoters until Trump came along. Yes, yes I know lots of people are racist. I mean the people who’s only animating belief is racism

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incredible things are happening in China

submitted 5 days ago • 133 comments