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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly gođźš˝
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Ruin a movie with one letter: Borax

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New executive order moves Pride Month to February, which is also Black History Month. A second executive order eliminated February.

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And if that doesn't work, he'll send a THIRD strongly-worded letter!

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It’s officially summertime at the RFK Jr. compound!

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Hey, Ben! We found a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!

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STOP THE STEEL!

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They TACOed the golden jet!

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Tariff on tacos incoming!

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Those coastal elites will know their scam is over when a shop teacher in Iowa with three missing fingers cures cancer.

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Several shout-outs to Jelinsky The Legend.

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Black Widow looking at the Democrats

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

just one quick simple cursory proofread before hitting send when bluesky?

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I feel like they should be delivering that speech like a Starfleet officer in front of a huge countdown clock at the climax of an episode.

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I get my groceries at Waldenmart, the superstore where the mass of customers lead lives of quiet desperation.

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Goddammit, autocorrect. I am not comparing different things with a Venmo diagram.

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Disney's got some balls lately, so I'd like to see this in the next Red Hulk movie.

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Shit. Now I have to answer every call. Can I just be dissolved in acid?

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Truple

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The president, who has most of the country’s dementia, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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I’m beginning to think The Aristocrats is cursed.

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It’s getting bad out there. Soon it’ll be “My pick today: I fed both seasons of Andor into AI and it generated a fifteen-minute, uncanny-valley podcast so I can enjoy it like everyone else did.”

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Can’t wait for multitrack podcasting so we can turn down the host who interrupts everyone to prove he knows something and is usually wrong and also the three others who simultaneously talk over a clip that the host said to listen to.

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just one quick simple cursory proofread before hitting send when bluesky?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments