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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly gođźš˝
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Maybe a jellyfish was stinging a guy through his pocket one time.
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The long-lost Spongebob musical episode.
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… And that’s referring to getting drunk in a person’s pocket?
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Rebellions are built on hope.
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It also means much less military gear elsewhere…
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Only a cuck would refuse to visit the Titanic to prove it works.
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I LOVED THEM! Fuck the Hardy Boys. I wanted a secret junkyard fort SO BADLY.
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I bet they’re anti-Oxford comma.
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It hurts like a sandbag when it hits and explodes into a cloud of pepper spray.
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Donut-reacher holes
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It’s bluster, but it’s good for the moribund Boeing stock I’ve been stuck with for years.
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I think October 5, 2020, was superior. At the time, there was the genuine possibility that he’d die painfully gasping for air.
My trumpy neighbor was not a fan of my celebration.
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The ramp-up is giving everyone time to get a sufficient amount* of popcorn.
* 57 metric fuck-tons
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“Nice to meet you. Do you hike these mountain trails for the grand views or for your health?”
“I’m chasing that high, man.”
“Oh. Well this mountain isn’t tall enough to have a thin atmosphere, you know.”
“Nah, I’m in it for the sweet, sweet ear pops. Hold on…”
*gulp*
*eyes roll back*
“Aahhhh…”
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For posterity here’s the background.
(Also, other college employees said it’s a common occurrence for students to inquire about their jobs.)
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If you teach debate class I weep for the future.
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Your premise is flawed. Seems like a normal thing for student journalists to ask what working people do in their jobs, and to share what they learn with their readers.
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I was sure it was going to start with a Truth/Twitter tussle, but I'll enjoy it any way it happens.
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“Who?”
“That’s right. 800 dollars on the board.”
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Upon learning that the Pope blessed the race participants, American Southerners were left wondering why he hated the cyclists so much.