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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly gođźš˝
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Are there kalkite deposits under LA?

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ICE brought in barrels of something flammable as well as more weapons and ammo.

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The kids are all right (understatement)

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Random fact: Tootsie Rolls are much narrower than a car’s gas nozzle (or a truck’s diesel nozzle), and are highly portable.

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The Riker Maneuver is famous throughout the galaxy. (I use any opportunity to post this again. It’s the only time I’ve ever paused on the exact right frame on the first try. You gotta take the wins where you can.)

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Positive feedback is the best motivator. Thank you.

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Coco Gauff is ready for tonight's high-agency male hissy fit.

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Our adversaries are enjoying the tutorial on military equipment storage locations and transportation logistics. Having everything concentrated in one location at a specific time will help tremendously, too.

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Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. Naval Observatory’s atomic clock to be set back three hours so his wife doesn’t catch him on a late bender

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just one quick simple cursory proofread before hitting send when bluesky?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I am but a simple man with simple needs. Make all the body-cam footage public after ICE kidnaps Elon from his house or plane or hollowed-out-volcano lair or whatever.

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Good day for this title to come out.

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HAHA = Ha America Ha Again

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

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This is a weird feeling. I’ve never wanted them to give back T*ump’s phone before.

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Rapid Unscheduled Boner

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I can’t wait till they find the perfect Taylor Swift breakup song and it induces debilitating brain aneurysms.

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Tag yourself. I’m assoured.

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Oh great. ICE morons are going to start kidnapping anyone not wearing a MAGA hat who’s holding a To Go cup

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BREAKING: Brown University has launched a formal investigation into a frat guy who replies to everyone with “That’s what SHE said!”

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Blazes Boylan at the dentist: No, YOU should floss more! Blazes Boylan at the recycling center: No, YOU should separate your plastics! Blazes Boylan at the psychiatrist: No, YOU should stop projecting your own pathology onto others!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

On Friday those wacky Dems are serving Republicans filet mignon, rare, as a fuck-you to well-done-loving T*ump.

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For his commitment to promoting healthy living, at the trophy ceremony he was presented with a bullet-proof Popecycle.

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Ruin a movie with one letter: Borax

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New executive order moves Pride Month to February, which is also Black History Month. A second executive order eliminated February.

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And if that doesn't work, he'll send a THIRD strongly-worded letter!

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