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Jessica. Past and future natural passenger. It made sense at the time. Future Aunt Dirt. She/her. This is my second account so sorry if I unfollowed you. 💙 read my Little Stories if you please: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
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I need to move

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

(Garzey’s Wing dub guy) didn’t work!

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

submitted 9 hours ago • 103 comments

anyway we’ve had a lot of laffs today but don’t forget what really matters: i would pay any amount of money to eat a beautiful woman’s pussy

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

One thing I love about Hong Kong movies is a completely serious movie will have people hilariously fall over from time to time

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

by the way I do actually believe in open borders and “amnesty” — in quotes because “illegal immigration” isn’t a real crime because borders are fake, citizenship is fake. People are not paperwork. Free and open migration and freedom of movement is a universal human right in my view.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

pretty jealous of people for whom a “DM slide” could ever remotely be an avenue to anything besides slightly more personal conversation

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

one of the most romantic things you can do is steal a cop’s gun and live

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

hey so I know I talk about it a lot and maybe you're rolling your eyes or just not into it but I think I'm getting pretty good at this whole writing thing and it would really mean the world to me if you took a look at my website and read some of my stuff: buster-machine.neocities.org

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I wonder about some of the feelings I get I have to admit

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

Holy crap this was a WILD ride and I loved it

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

JMBD (Jessica Movie Database) "Crazy Credits" for ELECTION 2 (or TRIAD ELECTION) (2006, dir. Johnnie To): Special thanks to Ruth's Chris Steak House

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

any insight to the current Situations?

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

hobbies include: running screaming into the night

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

like this post if I find you attractive

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

sorry if no one really understands but I actually love big boobs

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

One of my flaws is I do sometimes think people are — not lying — but exaggerating how much they’re into something. Remember “Skam” ? I still have a hard time believing people actually cared so much. But they probably did!

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

A lot has changed since the 90s… now wanna-bes can’t at least go on Ricky Lake. 😔

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

do you know what day it is? even my more strict food regimen allows for two sandwiches

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

being paid to wait around right now

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

All I’m saying is if we get a trans football league I’m gonna be lawrence taylor jerry rice tom brady all in one

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Listening to the audiobook of I Heard You Paint Houses and fuming that Marty didn’t include Frank Sheeran boxing a kangaroo in movie

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

my friend is telling me about fandom controversies over a game about cartoon cookie people

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I hope to see fewer news stories today that make me question what plane of reality I’m on today

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

they took a detour to rescue a boat full of migrants yesterday. this right here should be more popular than the goddamn stuck shipping vessel thing, this should be everyone's page-refreshing major event right now

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

girl whose favorite movies are weird karaoke videos of women sadly walking around Hong Kong

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

that new show Multiple Orgasms Island looks good

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments