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Jessica. Past and future natural passenger. It made sense at the time. Future Aunt Dirt. She/her. This is my second account so sorry if I unfollowed you. 💙
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Max Weinberg has a house up here and I’ve never seen him but La Bamba came in and my dad saw Bruce Springsteen buying sunglasses, go figure
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Steven Wright carried his money in a paper bag
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I don’t think there’s been a bad one but DB and La Bamba were the ones my mom gushed over for being kind and generous.
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woman who likes me 😍
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Perfectly still, not touching, but you know the other person is there. Brrr!
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sort of in the Deathtrap / Sleuth / Sleuth realm
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born Jan 1, 1900
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bring back old-style voting machines and add a toilet flusher to downvote
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ugh that sucks, glad it's not ruined at least
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with waves, sometimes you surf, sometimes you wipe out, you know? just go back to shore at the end
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ride the wave 😎
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in my defense I just wanted to defend against the invading Venusians, who are really the problem here,
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why not do it on your own terms. I mean look at Yukio Mishima. everybody loves that guy now.
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let's get back to the important stuff: that this article throws out the possibility that Kramer and Newman MIGHT have been based on real-life immortal cavemen. Who can say for sure???
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you get a load of this guy I personally think he's bad news and a fascist but nobody's talking about it. reaction gif!!!
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anyways how about I stop whining. i'm a real whine mom. ho ho!
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but Molly there's a contingent of online liberals who don't understand that their posting is annoying and not doing anything and for some reason that means we have to look at it and furrow our brows about it
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it's true online and in person so it really must be me, but I really don't know. and like I said, no one is obligated. it just sucks lol. I can't even get bad attention on here, not that I want it. I guess cause I made my reply settings more restrictive?
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HOOTING, HOLLERING COMMENCES
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really try to think of the idea that when they were moving that fucking piano, Ollie is looking over at Stan and thinking: "I cannot believe we've been doing this for the entire span of human history"
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it's just a genuinely funny idea to me that yeah sure some immortals will be geniuses and powerful elites and stuff because they can't die but you could, also, just be two dumb fuck-ups who keep getting into the same stupid situations for millions of years.
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if you don't know what any of this means either don't worry about it or ask me to explain in detail. the choice is yours!!!
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the great combination of sublime, ridiculous, stupid, and genuinely interesting that makes the best Wold Newton stuff great. but also Captain Nemo is not Prof. Moriarty, no fucking way, next question.
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My friend has celiac and whenever we go out to eat it’s such a journey realizing how much shit has gluten in it. Like damn I guess you gotta use flour instead of corn starch in every sauce. I hope you have good luck finding spots that are accommodating!
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But of course the enlightened centrist is smart enough to not agree with their own beliefs or stated principles! 😌
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lol we had a health inspector who took “this is my [daughter]” from my mom and me not wanting to talk to him to mean I was developmentally disabled. “Woooow. You’re doing a lot of work, huh???” every time this guy came in
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