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snowdenwriter.bsky.social
Crabby, intermittently amusing wiseass, exiled from Muskland. Writes stuff. Acts in stuff. He/him.
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Nothing makes me feel more like putting on some porn, laying $100 on the Cubs over the Phillies, marrying an eligible fella, and continuing to not reproduce than knowing it keeps Southern Baptists up at night.
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I’ve grown accustomed to her face.
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“To me more than a woman you are.”
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The correct understanding is that rights lie with whichever entity Republicans control at any given moment.
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She’s like a Cabbage Patch Priscilla.
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“Sorry about my face!”
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I sometimes just start humming “Everything’s 2 Legit 2 Quit In Kansas City.” Still a toe-tapper.
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Noticing stuff and reporting it can have adverse career effects for reporters at major news outlets.
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He plans to invest heavily in the horse paste and brain pill panels though.
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This from the man who shouldn’t have been legally eligible to run for president.
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I’ll bet those jurors have some stories.
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You can end up losing a lot more than $400 if you interact with the real Elon Musk.
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I wonder if the Trump aide can name a single country. It’d put him in the 98th percentile of Trump aides.
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It would allow Bezos to function as both producer and main villain.
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Yes. Want to really spend some bucks? Try astrophotography. A fair sized apochromatic refractor can cost more than your car.
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Gee, Donald. I’m confused. Does that mean you like them now and think they’re special beautiful people who should get pardons and money and stuff?
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It is where Trump reaches peak dignity, yes.
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How are the dogs?
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2,000 soldiers in a city of 500 square miles doesn't exactly sound like everywhere. They wouldn't even fill a section of SoFi stadium.