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Crabby, intermittently amusing wiseass, exiled from Muskland. Writes stuff. Acts in stuff. He/him.
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If you look for a place where 101 Dalmatians have gone missing, you’ll find her.

“Let’s team up with one of the two people all our voters agree should be thrown screaming into the abyss.” —Ro Khanna, master strategist

The House Freedom Caucus alone could fill multiple seasons.

“Richmond could’ve been America’s Pyongyang.” Such strange wish-fulfillment fantasies our nation’s bigots have.

Well, the GOP is a criminal organization, and Trump is the capo di tutti crappy. politicalwire.com/2025/06/06/m...

“Gentlemen, gentlemen, let’s not fight among ourselves when there are poor people still getting health care.” —Bill Ackman

Okay. I’ve imagined this, Andrew, and having done so let me say that it makes Tommy Wiseau’s pitch for The Room II: Oh, Hi, Again sound good.

I need some of y'all to be a lot more committed to not making things weird.

“Um…Q? Listen, if Command Riker’s not interested... Well, you know. I wouldn’t mind. Just saying.” —Lt. Barclay

“I was betrayed by the very man who was most likely to betray me.”

CHAVEZ-DeREMER: I repeat. We’re holding steady, free to pursue lives of religious fulfillment.

Three years from now these on again, off again tariffs will result in Americans returning home, tired but satisfied with the hard day they put in at the banana factory.

Quite.

Musk doesn’t think it’s cruel enough to the poor, Stephen. I would think you of all people would appreciate that.

I have heard from a few folks that they are especially nervous about celebrating Pride this year. This crime is beyond terrifying because of the youth of the assailants. People are still going out, though, because refusing to be intimidated is the point. www.inquirer.com/crime/acid-a...

Gee, you make the stuff people make products out of more expensive and it leads to lower sales and layoffs. Who, other than anyone with a brain, would’ve figured that? apple.news/AgPKD_cPkSmu...

mike johnson genuinely in the running for worst reactionary to come out of louisiana (his competition includes david duke)

Men with testicles tease about eye makeup and make accusations about associating with famous sexual predators? If you say so, bruh.

Same here.

This puts the dream of 8-9 within reach.

Yeah, well, Ro, the only problem with that is that rich cranks who spread antivax conspiracies and rich Nazis who think the only problem with Trump’s bill is it doesn’t screw Medicaid beneficiaries enough do not a progressive coalition make.

Just because Jason doesn't like Freddy anymore doesn't mean he's suddenly good for campers, you know?

Trump seemed so nostalgic I was expecting him to do a Chris Farley, "That was so awesome" thing about the Third Reich

Good to meet with @mealsonwheelsus.bsky.social CEO Ellie Hollander. I've always fought to boost funding for Meals On Wheels, and I always will. I'll be ripping up Trump's budget and doing everything I can to protect Meals On Wheels. Seniors shouldn't go hungry in America. No one should.

It reminds me of a quote from Manhunter.

Jan wins every fucking pool.

Oh, there’s no danger of that.

I do have one question for you, Elon. Assuming you in fact know this, when did you find out? Just today? Or have you been sitting on all this because you thought there was something in Trumpism for you?