sober-poet.bsky.social
Trans. Queer. Sober. Published poet. EIC for @inkandmarrowlit on Instagram. Living on stolen land in St. Louis. 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
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Ooooh fancy cold fit.
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I absolutely thought for a second that you’ve had 28 cat accidents and I vowed to NEVER let you drive me ANYWHERE.
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69 new plants. Nice.
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I honestly thought you meant how many billionaires can we kill as possibly as we can and…that’s a mood.
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Calm down with that exorbitant spending!
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Good job! If I ever got cancer, I’d be hilarious about it.
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That child is 53 years old and owns a Jewish deli.
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Omg 🤦🏻♂️😂
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RUDE
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In the last 2 years, 5 relatives have died. I no longer answer my phone.
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According to science, plants grow better with music or singing.
And the smell of freshly mowed grass is actually a signal that grass sends out when there’s danger. The danger being quick be-headings.
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Ma’am (respectfully)…that is an all the time dessert. You’re doing great. Good job.
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Ooooooh that’s gonna be a poem. I will absolutely credit you if it gets published, Raccoon Overlord.
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