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Caught lobbying for cash or bullying in Parliament? You can still return to the House of Lords - for life. No real consequences. No accountability. Sign now to kick rule-breakers out for good. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...

When you consume enough Greggs, you mutate into a british person

The cheap £20 bluetooth earbuds that only just today died that I got from the gym could charge whilst being used. The brand new Sony bluetooth headset at costs £60 (on sale instead of £99) doesn't. Explain.

POV: you turned around after you heard an automatic door you just closed slowly creak open I had to do a corrupted Geier eventually! #signalis #signalisoc

Since I learned of the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of the Urbanmech.

One of my bucket list items is to witness a pub fight. I almost got it tonight, sadly all they did was take it outside and shove at each other till they were separated. Fucking blue balled.

Maybe the scene in the mine was taken out of the theatre version for that reason.

"This fandom is so dead" "I need a new fandom" "No one cares about this thing anymore" JUST LIKE THINGS YOU CAN JUST LIKE THINGS

My country is fucking weird www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I feel bad for Italians; if they have both hands full, how can they talk?

"The extended edition of the lord of the ring trilogy is too long!" The unabridged Auidobooks read by Andy Serkis is 65 hr 17 mins total.

It's not every day that you find a beautiful consenting model on the street, but when you do it's better to be prepared! Sony A7 + Contax-Zeiss Planar 50mm f2. Exclusive content: www.patreon.com/bramleyapple Explicit content: www.deviantart.com/bramley-appl... #cat #cats #pet #pets

My painting BREAKWATER LIGHT

I'm kind of liking the Murderbot series, but their version of Gurathin is awful. Ratthi is annoying me too, but he's not as bad.

can you run DOOM on a baby?

Someone should do a DnD cooking stream, roll a d20 to make an omelette! Oops, a natural 1, you made a cake!

I wish I could Thanos snap all generative A.I. Code and erase it. Digital and physical information about how to make it, gone. Fuck A.I. and fuck this new era of lies.

I'm laughing at Manchester United at the moment. Shitting and giggling like a goblin at their misfortune.

Man, the situation at bungie is awful. Alexa, play Sinking Ship by Cake

Sustainability is always better than growth at all costs. The latter is literally how cancer works, Cancer kills the host.

I might make an A.I. that when you ask it a question or input anything, it doesn't do a thing, and when people complain it doesn't work I'll say: "Correct. It's an A.I."

Format all A.I.

DS9 is best star trek series because Sisko took one look at Q and punched him and Q never came back

And Isreal's apartheid and subjugation proceeds apace

@masae.bsky.social @tantrummerch.com The sticker came in today!

Bungie are thieving bastards. Don't buy/play their games.