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People that spell everything right but spell "you" as "u" need the sandpaper socks.

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The pope can dive again! Sony have stopped being massive dongs and decided they like money again by removing the unnecessary restrictions on countries. Who knows, maybe they need the money for the Marathon lawsuit?

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Another King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard album added to my collection now with today's release of Phantom Island, making it 7 studio albums and 1 live album to date that I bought.

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Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

submitted 6 days ago • 71 comments

Caught lobbying for cash or bullying in Parliament? You can still return to the House of Lords - for life. No real consequences. No accountability. Sign now to kick rule-breakers out for good. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ba...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When you consume enough Greggs, you mutate into a british person

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The cheap £20 bluetooth earbuds that only just today died that I got from the gym could charge whilst being used. The brand new Sony bluetooth headset at costs £60 (on sale instead of £99) doesn't. Explain.

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POV: you turned around after you heard an automatic door you just closed slowly creak open I had to do a corrupted Geier eventually! #signalis #signalisoc

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Since I learned of the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of the Urbanmech.

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One of my bucket list items is to witness a pub fight. I almost got it tonight, sadly all they did was take it outside and shove at each other till they were separated. Fucking blue balled.

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Maybe the scene in the mine was taken out of the theatre version for that reason.

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"This fandom is so dead" "I need a new fandom" "No one cares about this thing anymore" JUST LIKE THINGS YOU CAN JUST LIKE THINGS

submitted 18 days ago • 53 comments

My country is fucking weird www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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I feel bad for Italians; if they have both hands full, how can they talk?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

"The extended edition of the lord of the ring trilogy is too long!" The unabridged Auidobooks read by Andy Serkis is 65 hr 17 mins total.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It's not every day that you find a beautiful consenting model on the street, but when you do it's better to be prepared! Sony A7 + Contax-Zeiss Planar 50mm f2. Exclusive content: www.patreon.com/bramleyapple Explicit content: www.deviantart.com/bramley-appl... #cat #cats #pet #pets

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

My painting BREAKWATER LIGHT

submitted 19 days ago • 40 comments

I'm kind of liking the Murderbot series, but their version of Gurathin is awful. Ratthi is annoying me too, but he's not as bad.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

can you run DOOM on a baby?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should do a DnD cooking stream, roll a d20 to make an omelette! Oops, a natural 1, you made a cake!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could Thanos snap all generative A.I. Code and erase it. Digital and physical information about how to make it, gone. Fuck A.I. and fuck this new era of lies.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm laughing at Manchester United at the moment. Shitting and giggling like a goblin at their misfortune.

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Man, the situation at bungie is awful. Alexa, play Sinking Ship by Cake

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Sustainability is always better than growth at all costs. The latter is literally how cancer works, Cancer kills the host.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I might make an A.I. that when you ask it a question or input anything, it doesn't do a thing, and when people complain it doesn't work I'll say: "Correct. It's an A.I."

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Format all A.I.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

DS9 is best star trek series because Sisko took one look at Q and punched him and Q never came back

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

And Isreal's apartheid and subjugation proceeds apace

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