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Front-end architect & CSS specialist at @cloudfour.com in sunny Portland, Oregon. Freelance dungeon master. UFO Nerd @veryexcitingtime.com. Curator: @fridayfrontend.com. He/him. 🔗 https://spaceninja.com
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🛸 When Dr Eric Davis spoke to Congress recently about the #UAP crash retrieval program that's been hidden from them, he talked about exotic materials, #UFO flight mechanics, and even alien races, including greys, nordics, repilians, and insectoids! #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

coworker: can we make LLMs of people before they leave? for work purposes me: when the time comes for me to move on from this job i sincerely hope you train an LLM on my slack posts and code and get nothing but shitposts and a single PR that deletes prod

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means, it is dirty.

🛸 Matthew Brown, author of the Immaculate Constellation report, shares his efforts to report the program to his chain of command, why he became a #UAP whistleblower, and his theories about a breakaway civilization! #UFO #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

🛸 While we wait for the third part of the interview with the Immaculate Constellation #UAP whistleblower to drop, let's talk about how Lue Elizondo shared a new #UFO photo that was quickly debunked, upsetting a lot of people. #UFOsky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

Hey you! Do you wear #tshirts? 👕 Do you like #ducks? 🦆 How about #UFOs? 👽 If you answered “yes” to some or all of these questions, then dig this new merch for my buddy @spaceninja.com’s podcast @veryexcitingtime.com… art by yours truly! cottonbureau.com/p/WGDZKA/shi...

Shortly before his death, JFK advisor Harald Malmgren gave an interview revealing that he saw footage of a #UFO being brought down by a nuke test, held #UAP debris in Los Alamos, & was briefed on crash recoveries by CIA dep. dir. Bissell! #ufosky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

New on the blog bell.bz/im-getting-f...

if we replaced the entire Democratic Party with about 40 people who have ever had a real job we would have a better shot at keeping the right wing from destroying the country

🛸 #UAP whistleblower Jake Barber's group Skywatcher claims a "100% success rate" with their #UFO "dog whistle" and intend to scientifically prove mechanical and psychic summoning by the end of the year! #ufosky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

It is 9+ years later and we are still cleaning up after the damage the Document Outline Algorithm caused, which never existed, nor will it ever exist. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/blog/h...

Worth noting that "taking US citizens to other countries without trial" is explicitly condemned in *the US Declaration of Independence*

Someone asked me last week if I had "suffered a financial loss" from the markets and I openly cackled. I've been told my whole life I won't be able to retire. I'm worried about the price of BREAD.

Here's the real kick about how Trump's tariffs are going to hike prices for everything: Once that happens, even if the tariffs go away, the prices are never, ever going back down again.

🛸 #UAP whistleblower David Grusch has been hired as a staff member in Rep Burlison's office, where he will give guidance on the #UFO investigation. veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

This is a must-read if you are using Next.js or are thinking of using Next.js. It’s balanced, fair and damning.

People who think using em dashes is proof of AI writing have clearly never written anything longer than a paragraph in their life 😭 Keep the beloved em dashes out of your accusations! Real writers who hate AI definitely know how to use em dashes. Leave us alone 🙈

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

FreeSpoons is a list of products, tools and services to make disabled people’s lives easier. It’s nicely organised by different disabilities and you can filter them. You can also suggest a tool or products. Created by @ashleypeacock.bsky.social freespoons.co.uk/

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

@zachleat.com I was sitting down to add custom markup for my Eleventy Navigation to add `aria-current`, and I see there's already a PR for it, but it's been sitting idle for a couple years. Any chance this is something that's on the roadmap? github.com/11ty/elevent...

🛸 We've got updates on several ongoing #UFO #UAP stories, including the Congressional task force, Skywatcher, NASA, and the White House's unsatisfying official answer to the mystery drone situation. #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

18F's website has been removed. Hours after the staff was laid off, the whole damn site is gone, including hundreds of blog entries and essential resources. The entire De-risking Guide that I wrote, vanished from the internet.

former colleagues from 18F have asked me to share this open letter widely - please pass on 🙏 🇺🇸 💻💪 18f.org

Using a workflow to set a repeating message in a Slack channel might feel like overkill compared to just `/remind`, but now my daily standup thread has Paul Rudd from the Celeryman sketch, so I'm sold.

🛸 This week, Congress announced a Task Force aiming to declassify (among other things) #UAP / #UFO information. We dive into why this is happening, and why we feel cautiously optimistic about the whole thing. #ufoSky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

The extended interviews with #UAP whistleblower Jake Barber gave us more info on his time in the crash retrieval program, Congress' inability to protect him, as well as an intriguing story about a public #UFO summoning. #ufosky veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202...

📼 Why Is Everything Binary? My latest on briefs.video. briefs.video/videos/why-i...

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Ah damn it turns out this whole political system relies on false assumptions about how big of an asshole someone could be

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

Since apparently being a nice person is illegal in the US now, it’s time to pull out my most popular blog post ever. It’s called “survival tips for women in tech”, but I’m told it works for all genders and in countless industries. patricia.no/2018/09/06/s...

🛸 Introducing Jake Barber, the new whistleblower who claims to have been part of the secret #UFO crash retrieval program! veryexcitingtime.com/episodes/202... #uap #ufosky

Everytime I read a post like this (excellent) one by @csswizardry.com, they come down to the same thing: It pays off to bet on the web platform. Want to make something that works without a major refactor every 3 years? Build "with the grain of the web". 💯 csswizardry.com/2025/01/buil...

when she was much younger, my wife got arrested and ended up in drug court (after a search that didn't actually find drugs — it's complicated) her public defender exclaimed, almost excitedly, "that was an unconstitutional search!" the judge replied, "that's just how we do things in Orange County"

can we just go back to when everyone got really into sea shanties for a lil bit

A lot of you don’t seem to realize that history’s richest man doing a globally televised Nazi salute at the inauguration of the American president means we’re all done. That’s it, that’s the end of rhetoric. There are no more discussion points.

Well, America, we had a good run. I mean, mostly. Okay, not entirely. *flips through a history book* You know what, forget I said anything.

Me to my plushies: "Do you guys think I'm pretty?" My plushies telepathically to me: "Finis prope est. currite, currite, fudit sanguinem in plateis. Caelum damnabitur. Finis prope est. Finem adduces.." Me *wiping my now bleeding nose*: Aww thanks guys! Your gibberish is so cute!

I’ve avoided `text-align: justify` for years. Do modern #CSS properties unlock its potential? cloudfour.com/thinks/justi... #Typography #WebDesign #WebDev

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

one of these days i need to get on with producing my great works because this personality only works if i'm a generational talent

Writing tip: After you finish, go back & cut all the adverbs. Then all the adjectives. Then all the other words. Eat the paper. Now you're free.