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noah smith being strapped to a chair like malcolm mcdowell in a clockwork orange, being forced to look at big honkin' jugs until he's Sufficiently Horny

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that is Nottoway to keep a plantation standing i can tell you that right now

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i crewed on a very bad movie that had trejo in it back in 09. despite it being an absolute shitshow run by incompetent clowns, he was kind, friendly and chill for the entire shoot. HBD to a real class act

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

it's so neat to watch the same people who condescendingly scolded us for not wanting biden way back in 2020 go on their little "we should've known he was too old!" self-flagellation tour i hope they all get visible herpes

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

do the execs at the NYT, WaPo, WSJ etc ever get pangs of embarrassment that they're simping so hard for this guy in particular? like are there ever moments where they stare into the mirror and wonder where it all went wrong?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 4 days ago • 80 comments

i've recently found myself reading moby dick and books about the civil war and just settling into the warm, inviting bath of middle age

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I like that people want to move here but man it sure would be great if we could build some goddamn housing

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hooo boy zaslav has really stepped in it this time!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

when the cops threatened to kill de blasio's kid the message was clearly received by a lot more people than just de blasio

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i didn't want biden in 2020. he was clearly too old then, to say nothing of his policies and politics but i'm now convinced it wouldn't have mattered who the president was, the NYT and the rest would've found ANY excuse to "just ask questions" about their fitness and abilities

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

i would've thought living in The Naked Gun reality would be a lot funnier

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our remaining view of the city skyline is being blocked by a giant new car dealership that's being built. a bit on the nose, really

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

california is one of the evilest places in america, which is really saying something

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shuddering at the knowledge that there are people just existing among us who would pay money to go to this. they should have to go door-to-door when they move to a new neighborhood like sex offenders

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"it is not corrupt to provides literal description of corruption"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

lol this is the best sales pitch i've seen for bluesky yet they should put this post on billboards

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

it is 2027. a single avocado costs $215. the city of Chicago has been under martial law for over a year. every 10th plane crashes immediately after takeoff the WSJ, NYT and WaPo publish op-eds about how AOC risks alienating voters for their condemnation of Trump's "Freedom Snipers"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

we can't allow qatar to influence our Beautiful President. Boeing must fast-track a new AMERICAN-MADE plane for Mr Trump IMMEDIATELY

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yes sure the emoluments clause but what i haven't heard much about is how this plane will almost certainly be riddled with security breaches. just listening devices everywhere

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

lmao belichick's girlfriend is from maine???

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

whispers quietly to a nearly empty room and will delete this soon since my real name is on my account now overall i've been pretty disappointed by andor s2

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i'm from the northeast but i have to acknowledge we are entering the era of midwest ascendance. if anyone can save us its our large, boisterous chicago brethren

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

eat of my ample flesh

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being proudly uncool is one of the only fun parts of aging, man. you can stop caring, it's so freeing!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i had a car for the first 4 months i lived in NYC and did exactly this. got rid of the car, and have now lived a blissfully easy life here for over a decade

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment