sparkhurst.net
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my wife and i getting to the airport for our big trip to England only to find out the AI booked us on Oceanic Airlines because "Lost" was part of its training data
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heh heh load
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right?? like, the thrill of starting a new shared doc with the wife where we plan all the neat shit we're gonna do is almost as fun as the trip itself!
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i try to nudge my friend to the left but honestly he zigs and zags so much, ideologically, it's like trying to gently nudge marshawn lynch
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the average american agrees with bernie sanders about billionaires, voted for trump. hates their boss, hates unions. is an immigrant, hates immigrants. hates woke hollywood, exclusively watches hollywood products
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"the Ludovico Gooning Community" is a remarkable new phrase that will now haunt me forever. well done!
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for a second i was like "wow she needs her therapist to help her confront her cats?" but no you meant the cleaning lady, lol
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that sounds like a real bummer of a situation, I'm sorry!
on the plus side it seems you foiled your cleaning lady's long con to keep your house filthy by covering it in children and cats
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if you're truly apologetic and you want to actually repent just STFU and go away. become a monk or some shit. just leave us all alone
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i'm becoming increasingly convinced that gen x and boomer moms and aunts are our bravest warriors
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i have a mildly unhinged aunt who has been OBSESSED with bruce for 20 years. i genuinely think she'd be capable of extreme violence were something to happen to him
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who gives a shit
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i suspect past fascists would've been similarly unhinged if they'd had access to social media but there was a time when i thought that would've hurt their popularity. turns out i was wrong!
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wait it doesn't???
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we will welcome Mr Hayden with open arms!
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personally i think 2028 is the right time for the John Kerry comeback tour!
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obviously i would've loved it if bernie won but my god can you IMAGINE the headlines every single days, multiple times per day
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why does a car dealership need to be at least 4 stories high? that is a terrific question!
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wife and i are both sneezing and wheezing all the time this spring (also in NYC) so pretty sure it's objectively worse
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gonna stand outside the NYT building and hand out free bagels to every reporter. see what kinda coverage that gets me
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i can't wait to start doing roids and give my face that "in cardiac arrest all the time" old guy glow up
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hmm seems like someone was left off your list of men aging beautifully..........
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*qatari spooks watching trump's toilet cam with increasing horror and regret*
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this whole saga is going to make a really entertaining and/or sad hulu documentary series in a few years
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it's all so low-rent. the pageant was held at the fuckin holiday inn, which is janky as hell, even by maine standards.
it's a step above the la quinta out by the highway
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not the worst thing ever or anything, glad lots of people are enjoying it. glad it got made. just feels like a lot of missed opportunities