sparkleboi.bsky.social
A less discerning wastrel.
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Don't you charge for this kind of treatment usually
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Just stupid flashbacks folding on top of stupid flashbacks. There are a million scenes in this episode and it felt like it would never end. It's just abysmal
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And episode four of season 3 is one of the worst episodes of anything I have ever seen. It is mainly boring, and occasionally stupid. I have seen 'worse' shows still be fun to watch for the fireworks, NOT THIS ONE
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We are incorporating Hannibal Rising stuff into the lore, having erased Starling and the Tooth Fairy entirely (unless they show up later) which is like cooking delicious food in a pan and then drinking the leftover oil you used rather than eating the food you made
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First of all we brought Abigail back to kill her and then take it back. Chilton was *shot in the face* and lived. What are we fucking doing
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Jesus Christ. I stopped watching early season 3 of Hannibal last time. And I can see why. Just like in the books, the show grinds to a painful, never ending halt in fucking Florence
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You couldn't possibly behave differently depending on context. What kind of freak does that
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It's okay folks, read the article
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Read the article?
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How did three mobster shlubs successfully kidnap this guy who has evaded the FBI for years?
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It is preposterous for Hannibal to have not figured out the season 2 climax plot ahead of time. Shows writing smart characters need smart writers.
Also we brought Abigail pointlessly back from the dead so we could kill her again, fuck you
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Mandy
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Russia was thrown out after it began the invasion of Ukraine, and rightly so, but I guess when it's Arabs being murdered by the colonial settler-state we helped fund and set up, a few thousand war crimes is no reason not to let them play.
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Sorry sorry it is Shiva, not Vishnu, but in my defence, the show doesn't care either
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Oh my god we have a murder set up to look like Vishnu so we have to have AGGRESSIVELY SITAR BACKGROUND MUSIC
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'What should we get for dinner, Hannibal'
'Dinner is a human concept. Animals do not have dinner, but they dine. Upon the flesh of their enemies, or-'
'Jesus Christ I am just ordering pizza'
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I thought the show declined slowly but it really is just a handbrake turn into garbage when the fossil exo skeleton guy shows up because the very next episode this happens
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@thirteenthesia.bsky.social
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You say this every time, my beloved
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If I had a nickel for every time an adaptation stole one of my muscle women I would have two nickels etc.
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'You got the job to score Hannibal'
'Here is my pitch: thousands of plastic pipes, and a stick'
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Speaking as someone who is literally a week into a Chumbawumba discography deep dive (I am not joking)
Calm the fuck down, people
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Given they are learning from everything written by fallible humans... seems possible