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I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.

Democrats frantically scrambling to figure out the most appropriate food truck to roll out for this situation

Nobody could have foreseen this shocking turn of events, except every single antifascist with an internet connection.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF 2025

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Dear random street guy, Huge respect for drinking wine direct from the bottle in huge swigs in public at 4.55pm Alas you lost my vote when you then left the bottle on the ground and got on the bus

"If people knew how shit our product was they'd stop buying it" is the slogan of the 21st century

MEASUREHEAD - “THE PAST IS MADE OF STATIC IMAGES, DISTORTED MEMORIES, DEMENTED NOSTALGIA. THIS, THE PRESENT -- WITH ALL ITS POSSIBILITIES, INNUMERABLE HITS AND MISSES -- IS FAR SUPERIOR. IT IS A *LIVING* ORGANISM.”

Mandy isn't just my favourite Cage film - he is probably my favourite actor and Mandy is probably my single favourite film

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.

Hey Pride pals. Just a note to say if you're LGBTQIA and not feeling like celebrating this year, or at least not loudly, that's totally ok. If you are feeling a celebratory vibe, please reserve some time to tell your favourite non-celebrating queers you love their being in your life too.

Homophobes can't help but make Pride Month look cool.

ME: it’s 69 degrees in france FRIEND: nice ME: no paris

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

I made this months ago and it didn't get much attention but I'm still very proud of the joke

Happy pride month to all my gendah flooid pals

imane khalif is a cis woman from a country that has entirely forbidden transition. this is literally just racism.

I consider the whole Abbey Road medley to be my one favourite Beatles song

School

Mississipi

Here are all of the places where kids can eat for free or £1 over the May half term, as families face the cost of living crisis.

lol fucking democrats in a nutshell right here

This man once described himself as the future first black PM Gonna have to be way more corrupt than this, David! Those are rookie numbers!

i don't like being a party pooper here -- elon isn't fired from government. he was brought on under SGE status which limits the tenure of any SGE to 130 per calendar year (meaning he could very well be brought back in 2026) and he still carries a ton of influence with contracts & doge staffers.

Daddy Lessons

Simply the best thing Leon has ever done. I love this.

and nothing has changed.

I literally rage quit Control because I couldn't progress without learning how to use the shield

a proper way to deal with Nazis at the punk show, from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas this weekend