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you can't tell at first because this is written in the exonerative tense, but she was shot *by another police officer*

🧑: why do old people end their sentences with three periods lmao 🧓: *ends their sentence with one period* 🧑: oh shit are u mad at me

💡Did You Know: The reason Coca-Cola is called "coke" is because of a special ingredient that was once used in the beverage! Before ingredients in food were tightly regulated, Coca-Cola was flavored with coke from a nearby refinery.

Seagull shit is here to stay. Can it ever be sanitary? Research shows that bird-generated excrement is remarkably foul. Yet seagulls tell CyberScoop it's up to industry to figure out a way to limit the issues they introduce by shitting on everything and then flying away.

B2B, dust to dust

*marx voice* skibidi toiler

*marx voice* skibidi toiler

who wants to see: a new kind of Shape

The best part was when it was time for lunch and the group of kids would just go to the closest house to eat and the parents of that kid would have to feed ten children

I hear they are making posting illegal

The past is never dead. It's not even past. + The future is already here — it's just not very evenly distributed. = Everything happens so much.

This is just like when they found Excalibur in the bog right after the Queen died

There are decades when nothing happens, and there are weeks when this shit happens

As someone who only found this out a few months ago I love it when people realize this. And I'm sure monsoon wedding was great but special fondness for people who reference Mississippi Masala because that movie is everything we were told movies couldn't be

not sure if the trans colors are intentional but if so then happy pride

My mom is sending me these memes from a different country