spavel.bsky.social
Raised gifted; non-practicing.
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I wanted to be healthy and go do jiu-jitsu, but Donald Trump has forced me to drink beer instead. And probably get fries too.
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@funranium.bsky.social new safety procedure just dropped
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In other places I'm told they use roundabouts
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They kept telling me "Twitter isn't real life." Since it's possible to die on Twitter but still be alive in real life, I guess they were right!
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The best thing about posting satire on Medium is last time I did it, at least one shitty AI aggregator missed the joke and linked to it in a newsletter as though it was breaking news
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finally someone got the reference
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A lot has changed since 2018, so I've updated it.
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Those guys are all on Threads I think
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I don't think scrum masters are inductive, you have to use electric or gas hobs
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Just to be clear for non tech folks - that's not me insulting them, that's an actual job title
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Made the mistake of posting this to Mastodon and currently getting yelled at by 7th level Scrum Masters that ACTUALLY this is Waterfall and not Agile
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(ok that's not exactly true - that IS a real song from the 60s, but the translated stanza is from a parody written, I believe, in 2003)
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Exactly. But a lot of techies think this is literally true. You can slice up a confusing experience into tasks small enough that they're easy to solve, test those, and declare success. "Users simply need to do A B C & D to finish, and we tested A, B, C, and D."
But the experience as a whole is shit
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It is though. what else is putting prompts into chatGPT, except sitting in your circle, trying to find the right combination of words to make the demon bestow mastery of the world upon you, while knowing deep down that it's going to eat your soul.
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Just get a regular wheel and have it procrastinate a lot
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What about those freaky giant armored shrimps like Eurypterus?
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The technology is only getting better, Michael.
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Sounds like he's a noob, have you asked him to git gud?
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Ethan, how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Electrification is just Communism minus Soviet rule
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basically my question may as well be- where are the amish women buying bolts of cotton for those dresses now that joann's is gone? that's what my mom needs. mail order catalog? which one?
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I'm partial to asunder
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No they only take amex and mastercard
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Smart. Can't bring ur phone to the protest if you don't have pockets.
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I think I may have already done a thread on those. Who can remember? There have been so many and I am so tired.
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Can we have some off white magic...a tasteful beige