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I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
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The final stretch of any long car drive is generally when you get out of the car once you've arrived.

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Kermit gave a commencement speech this year, which is the best thing I've seen in a while. www.youtube.com/live/eRqPxpt...

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Have you ever heard of H R Puffnstuff? And if so, why was it one of the best parts of your childhood?

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I'd really ike to bring back "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything."

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I've decided to name my car sane. Mostly because if I do, I'll be driving my kids in-sane.

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I was so proud when my son, ~6 at the time, made up what is still my favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (He then walked away)

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Hey @dbatools.io any suggestions? :)

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Lord I love swamp coolers.

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Does anyone actually feel like an adult?

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Just heard "Pain can't can't be compaired, but it can be understood." What a great way to put it.

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It's Friday!

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Protip: Security by obscurity is a bad idea. Specific example: A member of your development staff goes to work for one of your customers.

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I put on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) last night. I can officially say that blood sugar is weird. Really weird.

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I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

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My 21yo has started making a drink out of 1 scoop Starbucks instant coffee, 1 scoop of powdered creamer, and 2 scoops of coco. I'll have to try it sometime.

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#sqlhelp #dbatools I have code that generates a token and then uses Connect-DbaInstance. It works currently but when I add -AsSecureString to Get-AzAccessToken I get an error "Error connecting to [xxx]: Login failed for user '<token-identified principal>'." from Connect-DbaInstance. Any ideas why?

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