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I was offered a wizard's hat but it got in the way of my dunce cap. If you want my opinion please wait while I ask my wife. Honored to have been a MS MVP Jew-ish He/Him
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16yo: I'm 5'3" Wife: Don’t sell yourself short. You're at least 5'4".

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The final stretch of any long car drive is generally when you get out of the car once you've arrived.

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Kermit gave a commencement speech this year, which is the best thing I've seen in a while. www.youtube.com/live/eRqPxpt...

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Have you ever heard of H R Puffnstuff? And if so, why was it one of the best parts of your childhood?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'd really ike to bring back "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've decided to name my car sane. Mostly because if I do, I'll be driving my kids in-sane.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I was so proud when my son, ~6 at the time, made up what is still my favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (He then walked away)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @dbatools.io any suggestions? :)

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Lord I love swamp coolers.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Does anyone actually feel like an adult?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard "Pain can't can't be compaired, but it can be understood." What a great way to put it.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

It's Friday!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Protip: Security by obscurity is a bad idea. Specific example: A member of your development staff goes to work for one of your customers.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I put on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) last night. I can officially say that blood sugar is weird. Really weird.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

submitted 17 days ago • 69 comments

My 21yo has started making a drink out of 1 scoop Starbucks instant coffee, 1 scoop of powdered creamer, and 2 scoops of coco. I'll have to try it sometime.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments