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"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man." - Jack Handy
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Reminder: Every accusation by these people is a confession.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

ATTACK THEM ON EVERY FUCKING THING. EVERY TIME. EVERY DAY. RUIN THEIR MISERABLE LIVES. SHAME THEIR SUPPORTERS AND THEIR FAMILIES. MAKE YOUR SUPPORTERS ASHAMED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. You don’t even mention that he’s a rapist pedophile, why the fuck not? What’s wrong with you?

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

All kids love new water toys in the summer! 💧💦 📽️alpakamomente

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Idk man maybe putting drug addicts and reality TV idiots in charge of everything was a bad idea.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

No Star Wars No Star Trek Name a favourite SciFi franchise. (best SciFi story I've ever seen/read including the last 3 books)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Stop scrolling and look at this handsome old doggo doin a big sit on some park grass after our walk! Murphy would like for everyone to have an excellent evening and to stay hydrated and sniff all the butts, please!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

GODDAMMIT WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, PARLIAMENT.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I'm bummed out about Jordan Breen's passing. It's sad, as he was still a very young man with a lot of road ahead. He accomplished a lot in a relatively short period of time in covering the sport, especially in those early years. I once heard that the Sherdog db was worth $1M at one point. RIP.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We did it, guys. We finally turned Idiocracy into a documentary. Way to go, team! 🇺🇸💩🕳️

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anything sweeter? 💜

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

I saw somebody call Timothee Chalamet "Ball Atredies" and reader.....I DIED

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Pretty surreal to be at the Legendary Horseshoe Tavern with my beloved Uncle Dick Abbott. He's a man I've admired my whole life and someone I've tried to listen to and emulate since I was a boy. Outside my own Dad, there's no man who has given me so much of his time and wisdom. What a gift he is! ❤️

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk hates this

submitted 5 days ago • 115 comments

Fucked around and won an axe throwing tournament last night. The real prize was the friends made along the way. Just kidding. The real prize is this badass babe to my left 🤘🏻🪓🎯❤️

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

(Oval Office farewell. Elon is wearing a full-body cast) Trump: Mr. Computer. He’s the best at what he does, and he did it, with the doge. Goodbye. Goodbye forever Elon: If I can say a brief speech. Orb and sphere. Two words, same meaning (stares at ceiling for 12 minutes) It just seems redundant

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments