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"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man."
- Jack Handy
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Mix's corner is gonna be so angry with this performance. He's not being out fought as much as he's giving moments away by being slow footed and refusing to move his head offline at any point. This is punching bag defense and he's not normally like that.
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Oh wow New Jersey sucks what a surprise 🫤😏
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There are people who won't understand what you mean when you say that, but I want to be very intentional when I tell you that not only do I understand why that's like meeting Batman, but also why it's even cooler than that.
90s K-1 remains my favourite sporting obsession.
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SUPERFOOT FANS UNITE
Andy Hug would never get down with this bullshit, either.
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Declare war. Suspend elections. Stay in power.
Fascism.
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Alberta has entered the chat.
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Old Man Murphy approves this post 🙌🏻🐺
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I could probably chat with someone on this topic for at least a full day and not even run out of suggestions 🤣
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🤘🏻🔥🔥🤘🏻🔥🔥🤘🏻
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Love this one so much. A true summer banger for my mates and I. Always in heavy rotation at the cottage.
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"Billions" pouring in from tariffs?
Who pays the tariffs, Donnie?
The man is trying to tweet his way through it and it isn't happening. Poor little moron needs a juice box and a nap.
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Beating the shit out of Ice T and Busta Rhymes never gets old. Kicking Snoop Dogg through a window to win the game is also fuckin dope as hell.
Shoutouts to Carmen Electra and Lil Kim for bringing the sex appeal. The 2000s were wild, yo.
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I'm pretty sure it was just a WWF game with hip hop skins. Utterly perfect in every way.
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I love 90s hip hop so that game is pretty much the coolest shit in history.
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I played Def Jam: Fight for NY last night. That shit still rules.
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He also said that he meant it as an insult rather than as a statement of fact.
THAT WAS HIS DEFENSE.
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I need to know his plans for the CashApp money. If it's for anything but drugs or chains I might be inclined to drop a small bag and then see where that goes...
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Remember when those kids got stuck in the underwater cave in Thailand and Musk was so sure he could solve it but then the professional divers were like "Nah that is both risky and stupid", so Musk called one of them a pedophile and it ruined the guy's life for a while after he saved the kids?
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Fuck Bryce Mitchell
Fuck Dana White
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Sean Strickland
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Kid Rock
Fuck Khamzat
Fuck Ali Abdel Aziz
Fuck Ariel
Fuck Colby Covington
Fuck Jon Jones
Fuck Andrea Lee
And fuck everyone who fucks with 'em.
(This is not an exhaustive list I have hates for days)
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Also, while we're at it:
The UFC fuckin SUCKS now. The fights are of lower quality, the finishes are less exciting, the athletes are deliberately indistinguishable from one another and the coverage is pure basic bitch shit. Everyone involved at the top is a POS and Dana White beats his wife.
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On the plus side, it's nice to hear that he cries 5-6 times a day. Mind you, kids that starve to death due to Israel using famine as a genocidal weapon to commit ethnic cleansing don't have enough moisture in their bodies to physically cry, so...
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I listened to a clip on YouTube a year ago about something unrelated and he began the conversation by defending everything that was happening with his whole chest and I shut it off. I did not hear a specific denial of the term 'genocide'. I'd look into it more closely but... I don't want to.
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That's self preservation since he's attached his wagon and stopped diversifying. I actually enjoyed his NBA sideline reporting but since going Uncrowned, I've seen nothing from him that I want to watch or enjoy.
Also, not for nothing, BUT IT IS VERY MUCH A GENOCIDE 🇵🇸
No disrespect to Jewish faith.
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Been ignoring him for a minute. What did he do this time?
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Welcome to Biden's America! ....somehow...
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Every time I see union leaders pose with him, I am filled with a rage that is difficult to contain.
It could NOT be more obvious that Trump has set out to annihilate worker rights. Look at his bloody donor class! Musk and Bezos alone are the worst offenders in the entire country! WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
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Yeah, well...Jon won his fight by sticking each of his nasty ass fingers into Glover's eyeballs repeatedly. It wasn't a great night.
Luke Rockhold did manage to fold up Tim Boetch into some sort of human origami, though. And Gomi finally won a fight in the UFC, which was cool.
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I still haven't forgiven him for stinking up the joint vs Rumble Johnson in Baltimore. I drove a long way to see that fight and it SUUUUCKED 🙄
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The cool thing about this character is that everyone accepts him for being a big downer and no one asks him to change, or to "brighten up" or to be anything but who he is. Eyore is perfectly acceptable as a pal even in his depressed condition.
There's a lesson there.
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Federal Body Inspectors?
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It'll be a good time. The more you socialize them early, the less time you spend looking for them if they ever escape. Enjoy the ride!
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What do you think the profit margins are like for emulator tutorials vs tart of the month asswater sales?
I dunno. Whatever makes people happy, I guess. It's not up to me to judge, I suppose.
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Someone needs to pack him up along with $10k and no cellphone and fly him out to Yellowknife and drop him there for the summer. Let his poor mother and siblings have a few months of rest.
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I'm sotally tober WTF are you even suggesting