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stefansommer.bsky.social
"Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man." - Jack Handy
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With apologies to no one, I declare what the Joe Pyfer Hype Train ends at Gastelum Station regardless of the decision outcome. #UFC316

submitted 13 minutes ago • 1 comment

Left leaning Democrat fans of the #UFC should donate a few bones to @katmabu.bsky.social and her congressional campaign for every time that a #UFC fighter embarrassingly prostrates themselves in front of the Orange Turd Burglar sitting ringside. She's demonstrably braver than they are, anyway.

submitted 51 minutes ago • 1 comment

Made it home in time to turn on UFC 316 just in time to see President Fascist Fuckface walk out with Known Domestic Abuser Dana White to a Kid Rock song and noped right the fuck out of the audio broadcast. If they cut to that rapist dipshit constantly I'll just turn it off 100%. I ain't about that.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

Saw Josh Johnson do stand-up tonight. That man is a legendary storyteller. 🙌🏻

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Reminder: Every accusation by these people is a confession.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ATTACK THEM ON EVERY FUCKING THING. EVERY TIME. EVERY DAY. RUIN THEIR MISERABLE LIVES. SHAME THEIR SUPPORTERS AND THEIR FAMILIES. MAKE YOUR SUPPORTERS ASHAMED TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM. You don’t even mention that he’s a rapist pedophile, why the fuck not? What’s wrong with you?

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

All kids love new water toys in the summer! 💧💦 📽️alpakamomente

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

🙌🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Idk man maybe putting drug addicts and reality TV idiots in charge of everything was a bad idea.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

No Star Wars No Star Trek Name a favourite SciFi franchise. (best SciFi story I've ever seen/read including the last 3 books)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Stop scrolling and look at this handsome old doggo doin a big sit on some park grass after our walk! Murphy would like for everyone to have an excellent evening and to stay hydrated and sniff all the butts, please!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

GODDAMMIT WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, PARLIAMENT.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm bummed out about Jordan Breen's passing. It's sad, as he was still a very young man with a lot of road ahead. He accomplished a lot in a relatively short period of time in covering the sport, especially in those early years. I once heard that the Sherdog db was worth $1M at one point. RIP.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We did it, guys. We finally turned Idiocracy into a documentary. Way to go, team! 🇺🇸💩🕳️

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anything sweeter? 💜

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments