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A tribute to Donnie and Elon:

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

“Dubai-style chocolate”. Apparently it’s flavoured with 100% Dubai-grown human rights violations.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel-drive, Carved my name into the leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, And I slashed a hole in all four tires, And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I can't take these things seriously.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Ah, Northern. 17 hours is presumably how long it'll take you to get from Hazel Grove to Levenshulme on one of their trains.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Wanted to get brunch somewhere classy, so I’m in the cafe at Tesco in Slough.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Not bad. -- #waffle1233 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Absolutely no excuse at all for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #1233 (07.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Phew. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1245 6/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

OK. -- Wordle 1,449 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Feel the heartbreak. (Stop giggling.)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Being home for the National Theatre's Friday Rush is dangerous. Sometimes tickets just accidentally fall into my basket and then I have to buy them. (Translation: I'm seeing Here We Are again next week.)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"Further casting is to be announced." Oh dear. (This presumably means quite a lot of the National Theatre cast - whose performances were sublime - will not be making the trip across the river.)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Damn. I'm old.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Went to Sainsbury's. Bought stuff. Came back.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Meh. -- #waffle1232 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

No excuse for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #1232 (06.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Quicker than I got the English one. Whoop-de-frigging-doo. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1244 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yowch. -- Wordle 1,448 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Kyiv, Ukraine—tonight. We deserve a better life than this. Russia is a terrorist state.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

How am I meant to sleep with memes like this popping up on my feed??

submitted 2 days ago • 86 comments

Better stock up on popcorn.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

OK. -- #waffle1231 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Good guess. -- #Worldle #1231 (05.06.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Quicker than I got the English one. Yay. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1243 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think the phrase I'm looking for is "what the actual fuck?" Wordle 1,447 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It is what it is.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

“Ideological capture” - a meaningless, made-up phrase designed to sound intimidating to the kind of voter who thinks monster truck rallies are dangerously highbrow.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This seems to have now disappeared from the Express website but can still be read in the archive. archive.ph/mQIec

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Kasper moved to the USA because Denmark wasn’t fascist enough for him. Kasper did an oops with his naturalisation paperwork. Kasper’s totally-MAGA wife voted for Trump. Kasper got arrested by ICE and is now in a detention facility.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My mouth may indeed be silent - but my face usually says it for me.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

50 years ago today, when Britain voted to remain in Europe (and not by a small majority but a large one), the Sun, Daily Mail, Telegraph, etc were not owned by three far-right Europhobes.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Ooh.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The public certainly saw through you. They never chose you to be their Prime Minister, and at the first opportunity to vote on your catastrophic bin fire of a premiership they kicked you out of one of the safest Tory seats in Britain. Do stop continually embarrassing yourself. 🥬

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

This is why you need an Otterbox case for your phone!

submitted 3 days ago • 161 comments