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stinkowitz.bsky.social
Discount comedian and human behavior enthusiast. I like stuff and junk.
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Well? Did they bring her back or not?
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Well, I DID enjoy Taco Tuesday...until I saw this. I think I'll just skip it this year...oh, wait, I already did. Did I just stroke out for a minute, or was there an unscheduled time dilation shift?
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LOL! What?
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Why are we pissing on each other all of a sudden? Surely that can't be sanitary.
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Maybe I'm just talking out my ass here, but I feel like your second run as Luke Skywalker finally, and somewhat ironically from a certain point of view (see what I did there? I quoted the thing), gave you the career and recognition you deserve. I always never didn't like you. And I mean that. 78%.
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Yeah! I'm gonna frame a screenshot of this post and hang it on my wall, too! And by wall I mean refrigerator. And by from a screenshot of this post and hang it on my wall I mean I'm not going to do any of that because I'm way too lazy and that sounds like a lot of work and effort.
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Would it be okay if I watched the movie?
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Everything I know about how to answer tough questions I learned from an episode of the Flintstones where Fred was offered a job as a business consultant by some rich businessmen. All he had to say was, "Whose baby is that? What's your angle? I'll buy that."
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Why does this remind me of every WW1/WW2 movie I've ever seen where a German girl is singing a sad song either to German or French soldiers?
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I feel like Democrats/liberals have been trying way too hard at being THE MOST liberal out of all the liberals that they've all lost sight of what they even claim to care about. Also, Game 1 of Thunder/Timberwolves starts TONIGHT! THUNDER UP, BITCHES!
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Does the 2025 movie The Long Walk live up to its source material?
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Remember in 2015 when Trump was literally using Bruce Springsteen's song 'Born in the USA' during his campaign rally? I guess he's still butthurt because the Boss openly supported Hillary. I guess Trump only likes your music if you support is idiocy.
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I'm glad you could all THUNDER UP with me today. Your support for OKC was a big reason why OUR Thunder team dominated Game 7. Now it's on to the Timberwolves! Let's not lose focus! Let's do this!
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This is our president. This is what the majority of Americans voted for. This is a product of the fucking reality TV age.
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Is that where the singers sound like Cookie Monster?
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If Sgt. Slaughter is such a fan of WrestleFest then why isn't he on the roster of its far superior sequel, RetroMania Wrestling? All I ever wanted, ever since I was a little boy, was to see at least 6 wrestlers from WrestleFest's roster make the transition over to RMW. We got 4. We just need 2 more!
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What are you, rich?
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Do people even have a "collection" anymore? I feel like the vast majority of people just have playlists, which is quite sad to me. There are so many great albums from front to back that the people who just download a song here and a single there are really missing out on the full experience.
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Imagine seeing a show like that in 2025 for $1.50... 🤣😂 I haven't seen a movie in the theater since the last Star Wars film, incidentally. That said, the new movie starring Mr. Hamill, The Long Walk, has me quite intrigued. The first time I watched the trailer I had no idea who he was playing...
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Honestly, my entire life I just assumed the song I'm referencing was written for the Sesame Street segment. I just watched Ladybug Picnic. I do remember that one, but it wasn't nearly as ubiquitous when I was a kid. I was born in 76, so I was probably watching between 79 & 82.
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Yes. It's literally all the members of the band, huddled around a single laptop in a darkened room; the dim glow of the laptop's screen revealing their faces as they anticipate their very first Bluesky post.
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The hypocrisy I read on Twitter every single day that is posted by far Right bottom feeders is just astounding. I often use J6 as a prime example. How fast would the Right have cried, shouted & screamed "TREASON!", "THEY SHOULD ALL BE EXECUTED!", etc., if it had been liberals who had rioted?
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Yeah...which is why I stated in my OP that I made a Sesame Street reference.
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I don't know what you're talking about, bro. I'm talking about the animated pinball in Sesame Street that has the song. The cartoon dude shoots the pinball & the pinball travels through all these different areas while a jammin' song plays that counts up to 12. When I was 3-6 that song was my jam.
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Oh, and probably mentioning that it's from Sesame Street would probably be helpful...
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I always called it the pinball song. A cartoon pinball travels through all kinds of different weird places, full of 1970's visual goodness and musical funk. It basically just repeats the sequence 1-2-3-4-5, 6-7-8-9-10, 11-12 with musical interludes.
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1-2-3 4-5 6-7-8 9-10 11-12! That's right. I just busted out a 1970's Sesame Street reference.
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Forget about your papal name...what is your paypal login info?
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Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool...Quick question that I'm sure you would be more than happy to answer for your biggest (see: loudest and most obnoxious) fan - are any one of these guys the 6th man?
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What do you call a drummer? He's a...uhh...He's a real...He's...uuuhhhhh...A...you know...He's like a guy who...uhh...Pfffff...I mean...you know...He...He's a...He's a heroin addict! HA! Take THAT, drummers!
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A critic is literally anyone who failed to succeed in any particular vocation. Never became a famous movie director? Just be a movie critic! You never did finish that novel you've been working on your entire life? Become a book critic! Can't write a song for shit? You suck!
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I'm pretty sure you're supposed to say "nailed it" AFTER you say something clever...
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Mark McGwire?
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😂🤣 Because they give me that Blue Oyster vibe. Not the band, but the bar...
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Hey bro, I wouldn't normally do this, but I'm in a real pickle. You think you could swing maybe $52 thousand dollars my way? I'll pay you back as soon as I can. You know I'm good for it.
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We are presently witnessing the mental break of Donald Trump. He is now saying - no, he's DEMANDING - that he wants Alcatraz to be reopened as an operational prison...because it was a symbol of a better and more law-abiding America before it was closed in 1963? He's completely lost his mind. 😂😀😂
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No, Mark, he's not FULL of SITH...He IS SITH!!!
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Also, why isn't the modern classic starring Casper Van Dien, 2015's Ratpocalypse, nowhere to be found on BotW, WotW and whatever other otW you guys do? One of the scientists who maintained Robocop in the original film, Darryl Cox, plays the Russian President in this!
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Where TF is the re:View for Sam Raimi's 1985 classic film co-written by the Coen Bros. - Crimewave? Oh, did I say CLASSIC? I mean to say crapsic. If you though Raising Arizona was a Looney Tunes influenced film, just watch Crimewave...You won't not regret it.
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Who will my champions be? No one, that's who. Because September 13 is literally a thousand years away and I'll be dead before the DLC is released.
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I have no idea what this is, but I always appreciate a good VU reference.
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And then did you say, "Now shut up and go fix me a turkey pot pie!"? Pfft...Why am I even asking? Of course you did! Because you're a man's man, you hard fightin', hard fartin', ugly ugly son of a...
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I think one as highly touted as he was, yes. Especially considering who his daddy is.
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I'm sure it's an immaculate feeling to hear your name called in the NFL draft when you've spent almost all of your entire life working toward this goal. That said, he 100% already got the phone call from the Browns office telling him they were going to select him...
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Ok.
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For one, I'm probably older than you, so...there's that. Furthermore, I said they had a bunch of meh to mediocre songs. I didn't say that their entire catalogue is bad. And I grew up listening to 60's and 70's music. I will 1000% take the Velvet Underground over the Beatles every time.
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Oh, you think I give AF about social media interactions...that's...well, that's just cute. I imagine you're one of those people who, when you get more than 100 likes on a post you go back and edit your post and add "Oh gee whiz! Thanks for all the likes guys!" Sorry I don't get excited about that.
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This would be true if they didn't have a bunch of meh to mediocre songs.