What do rhythm guitarists and vacuum cleaners have in common?
When you plug them in, they both suck.
What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords?
A music critic.
When you plug them in, they both suck.
What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords?
A music critic.
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A flat minor.
They’ve got the wrong key and don’t know when to come in.
He knows all the chords
Mind you its tricktly rhythm
he doesn't want to make it
cry or sing"
Just one, but they have to be surrounded by people saying, " That was really good!"
Homeless."
Wille Nelson
How do you know there's a drummer at the door? The knock speeds up and slows down.
How do you know the lead singer's at your door? Even after you answer, he's not sure when to come in.
Does anyone have any other suggestions?
A rock god
Stephen King dad jokes.
Stephen King music jokes.
A: A flat minor
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an army?
A: A flat major
Q: What do you get when you drop two drums and a cymbal off a cliff?
A: Badum tsss
Homeless.
Your wittiest book ever
Dictator Donny just needs
a pair of Elvis sunglasses
Needful Things Whitehouse
would be a grand sequel
lol
Gees, I find myself writing in
lousy rhymes
this freakin dictator donny
is affecting/effecting
my whole way of life
Stephen Miller has taken over.
Wish I had a weighty tome to take my mind off of real life.
He sat there listening - watching
dictator donny bloviating at
Hisholyasskissers for 5 minutes
donny lol
His handlers just let him ramble
Get a baby blue straitjacket on donny
3 XCIA could have him gone in 3 seconds
Simple End to OUR bigliest problem
A lazy lumberjack.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Gotye won a Grammy for a two chord song.
Dm, C in the verse.
Dm, C, Bb in the chorus.
And the vocal harmonies in the outro don’t repeat, which is why that song works.
Clearly I like the song.
It actually came out when I was ending a really bad relationship, and hot damn, it spoke to me.
It resonates.
My ring tone for years was “A Message to You, Rudi’ ..
Boy, didn’t that annoy the other train commuters.
Keep well.
A. Doh Ray Me Me Me Me Me
Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback.
A book critic.
I once said that to a guitar playing boy and he said:
"Boys like girls. Boys love guitars"
Pink Floyd - One Of These Days (Live At Pompeii, 1972).
With love. 😆❤️
How do you know when a singer is at your door? The knocks have no rhythm and they lost the key.
You know how to make a guitar player play quieter? Put music in front of him.
If you're bass player is lost just look for the trail of drool.
You're always welcome
Try to sit still when I funk around with my small axe.
All due respect, since when do you know anything about musicians. Last I checked, you weren’t one.
Still. Since he was/is the rhythm player in that band I doubt he’d be offended by my response.
And @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is amazing
allways feels good to know to be guided by good principles..
could be fun - watching some teenboybullies die for the greater good..
wasn't there a good movie about with a black teacher?
By the way... “I'm Just Like a Color Over the Top. He's the Solid Thing”: Angus Young on Malcolm Young
If the myth were true this would place them slightly above 'music critic'!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Search_of_the_Fourth_Chord
Keef Riffhard, rhythm guitarist
‘Guys, I’ve written a few songs’
A tattoo.
Kill one of them.
James Hetfield, Keith Richards, John Lennon all played rhythm
As did Brad Whitford and the incomparable, Adrian Smith
Also, I could only ever be a rhythm guitarist. I've got no skills outside of scribbling.
The guy behind the counter says "you're a drummer aren't you."
"How did you know?"
"This is a McDonalds."
He’s the one surrounded by musicians.
Nothing. They’re exactly the same. But the violinist’s head is bigger.
Twelve – one to change the lightbulb and eleven to argue about how Charlie Parker would have done it!
A trombone player with a beeper.
When the Drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
What do you call a person who hangs out with Musicians?
A Drummer
Kool & The Gang Bang.
Dominoes
Take the pizza delivery sign off the top.
What’s the difference between a pizza and a degree in music education?
A pizza will feed a family of four.
A drummer.
A drummer.
I know every chord.
Why did Stephen King open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make scream puffs and terror-misu!
"what do you call someone that hangs around musicians?"
"a drummer" 😂😭
“What’s the primary job of the drummer in a band?”
“Interpreting for the bassist.”
Do you know why thunder comes after lightning?
Even god has to wait on the audio department.
Pay him for the pizza and don’t forget the tip .
What do you call a bass player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless .
Unemployed.
Signed,
Malcolm Young
Savage.
Forrest Trump.