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THE INSTITUTE is coming soon! Mark your calendars for July 13th! #TheInstitute

"A miracle. This film is a balm for your soul." THE LIFE OF CHUCK. In Select Cities Friday, Everywhere 6.13. Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlN1...

THE LIFE OF CHUCK opens in select cities Friday. Everywhere, June 13th. Go see it. It will brighten your day.

"Magical." "Marvelous." "Masterpiece." THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. In Select Cities Friday, Everywhere 6.13. It's a great movie! (Posted at Steve King's request)

The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. Thank you very much. I'll leave quietly.

YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS (Apple+): Deliriously nasty. It's like a John D. MacDonald novel from 1962 with a lot more sex and no good guy. Enjoyable.

It's totally great, and Mark Hamill is great IN it.

Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣 Good to know. (you know what to do!) 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮

Gosh, those were the days. My wife says she's blowing cigarette smoke in Perry Mason's face.

My advice for graduates: 1. Be cool. 2. Don't be a fool. 3. Avoid being a tool.

U.S. economy is experiencing ‘death by a thousand cuts’, Deutsche Bank has said.

Floating the idea of a 3rd term is just Trump's way of winding up what MAGA folks like to call "the libtards." The real damage is what he can do in the next 3.6 years when he never has to face the electorate again. Don't expect the Repubs to stop him.

This is what the House GOP has been working on—renaming “MAGA Accounts" to "Trump Accounts." While they’re stripping healthcare for millions, they’re pulling this shit.

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PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

Wow! How great!

NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon

Listening to the Kinks this morning. “Superman, Superman, I want to fly like Superman.”

The GOP’s “Big Beautiful Bill” is Robin Hood in reverse: it takes from the poor to give to the rich.SNAP (used to be Food Stamps…which Tabby and I used back in 1972) is gone. Medicare is going.

For Mike Flanagan: 🎂 As a longtime fan, I was deeply honored to become a member of the @mikeflanaganfilm.com family, first with The Fall of the House of Usher & now with The Life of Chuck. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays! ❤️ from your pal, Mar🐫

The Golden Dome: Another piece of crap brought to you by that carnival barker, Donald J. Trump.

THE DOORMAN, Chris Pavone's wildly entertaining novel of New York, is published today. If you liked THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, this will not disappoint.

The DOJ is all in a kerfuffle over James Comey posting (in seashells), 8647. Made me think of the Book of Proverbs: "The wicked flee when none pursueth."

The Wall Street Journal says the new ESPN streamer will cost $29.95/month. That strikes me as a tad high.

Ogden Nash (revised slightly): The door of a MAGA supporter's mind opens outwards so that the resulting pressure of facts only causes it to be shut more snugly.

What do rhythm guitarists and vacuum cleaners have in common? When you plug them in, they both suck. What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords? A music critic.

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How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. See what I did there?

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

The Hill: Egg prices reached another record high last month. It now costs American shoppers an average of $6.23 for a dozen eggs — nearly a five-fold increase since 2020.

Why was Kristi Noem carrying $3,000 in her purse?

Trump’s claim that he’s negotiating with China on tariffs is a baldfaced lie. But what else would you expect from Trumpty-Dumpty?

Mr. Murphy, of course.

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

Rinse and repeat for the foreseeable future.

Ummm…ask it?

I’m channeling Peter. He gets co-credit. Hopefully this gets done. T3 is a long one. This year, Holly Gibney is back in NEVER FLINCH.

An idea: Instead of firing J. Powell, let’s fire J. Trump.

Thinking about some streming reviews I’ve read lately: Sometimes I want to say to critics, “Y’all get down in the trenches and try doing this some of this shit. Then listen to some asshole tell you everything you did wrong.”

No Kings except for Angus and Steve!

@alishagrauso.bsky.social I read your piece in Screen Rant. Given what you said, I think you're going to dig T3. It covers a lot of Mid-World Territories.

The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.

What exactly IS street corn, and why is it called that?

I tried to post this, did not succeed. Kudos to my pal Mark Hamill. Here it is.

Because I believe the only stupid question is one you don’t ask—when did “street corn” or “Mexican street corn” become a thing? All at once I see it everywhere. And does ICE know?

Pardon the interruption. Trailer tomorrow. #ThanksChuck #HowDoYouDescribeTheIndescribable? #TheLifeOfChuck