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Elon Musk is now a country music fan. He's doing the "Watermelon Crawl."

submitted 8 hours ago • 68 comments

Sorry to hear Brian Wilson has died. The Beach Boys were the soundtrack of my summers, from "Surfin' Safari" on.

submitted 12 hours ago • 243 comments

I saw a wonderfully gruesome horror movie called BRING HER BACK this afternoon. Thoughtful, textured, and scary as hell.

submitted 1 day ago • 126 comments

Happy TACO TUESDAY to all those who celebrate! #Yum 😋

submitted 1 day ago • 1226 comments

Congratulations, you've been recruited. Watch the series premiere of #TheInstitute July 13 on MGM+. This is extraordinary. youtu.be/bcPqMUQmL2w

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

submitted 2 days ago • 1258 comments

Trump's latest shitshow is to detract from inflation and his ruinous tariffs. As Hitler and Stalin knew, in times of trouble, find a bogeyman.

submitted 1 day ago • 165 comments

OUR HERO, BALTHAZAR: I loved this movie, felt it was a real bolt of indie lightning. Stars Jaeden Martell. It made me think of MEAN STREETS.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Neon Films released THE LIFE OF CHUCK. Because they’re small, they depended on Mark Hamil, Tom Hiddleston, and others to go on the circuit and talk the movie up. Thank you, guys. Now go bust a move!

submitted 5 days ago • 116 comments

I had a blast talking with the ladies of The View about (what else?) #TheLifeOfChuck which opens in limited engagements TODAY June 6th and everywhere next Friday the 13th. (luckily I’m not the least bit superstitious) 🤞

submitted 5 days ago • 69 comments

Billionaire children having a hissy fit. Embarrassing.

submitted 5 days ago • 195 comments

Musk vs. Trump: Same old WWF bullshit.

submitted 6 days ago • 316 comments

It is always a pleasure hanging out with Stephen Colbert especially when there are puppies. And it was a thrill meeting the great #CristinMilioti, who was absolutely sensational in the Penguin. Thanks #ColbertLateShow and Thanks Chuck! Styling: #MichaelFisher Grooming: #marycurranstylist

submitted 6 days ago • 169 comments

THE INSTITUTE is coming soon! Mark your calendars for July 13th! #TheInstitute

submitted 6 days ago • 118 comments

"A miracle. This film is a balm for your soul." THE LIFE OF CHUCK. In Select Cities Friday, Everywhere 6.13. Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlN1...

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

THE LIFE OF CHUCK opens in select cities Friday. Everywhere, June 13th. Go see it. It will brighten your day.

submitted 7 days ago • 70 comments

"Magical." "Marvelous." "Masterpiece." THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. In Select Cities Friday, Everywhere 6.13. It's a great movie! (Posted at Steve King's request)

submitted 8 days ago • 64 comments

The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. Thank you very much. I'll leave quietly.

submitted 10 days ago • 469 comments

YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS (Apple+): Deliriously nasty. It's like a John D. MacDonald novel from 1962 with a lot more sex and no good guy. Enjoyable.

submitted 11 days ago • 112 comments

It's totally great, and Mark Hamill is great IN it.

submitted 12 days ago • 66 comments

Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."🤣 Good to know. (you know what to do!) 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮

submitted 13 days ago • 2385 comments

Gosh, those were the days. My wife says she's blowing cigarette smoke in Perry Mason's face.

submitted 12 days ago • 179 comments

My advice for graduates: 1. Be cool. 2. Don't be a fool. 3. Avoid being a tool.

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submitted 16 days ago • 537 comments

U.S. economy is experiencing ‘death by a thousand cuts’, Deutsche Bank has said.

submitted 17 days ago • 60 comments

Floating the idea of a 3rd term is just Trump's way of winding up what MAGA folks like to call "the libtards." The real damage is what he can do in the next 3.6 years when he never has to face the electorate again. Don't expect the Repubs to stop him.

submitted 16 days ago • 239 comments

This is what the House GOP has been working on—renaming “MAGA Accounts" to "Trump Accounts." While they’re stripping healthcare for millions, they’re pulling this shit.

submitted 21 days ago • 37 comments

AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>

submitted 18 days ago • 676 comments

PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

submitted 17 days ago • 2079 comments

Wow! How great!

submitted 19 days ago • 48 comments

NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon

submitted 19 days ago • 1492 comments

Listening to the Kinks this morning. “Superman, Superman, I want to fly like Superman.”

submitted 19 days ago • 166 comments

The GOP’s “Big Beautiful Bill” is Robin Hood in reverse: it takes from the poor to give to the rich.SNAP (used to be Food Stamps…which Tabby and I used back in 1972) is gone. Medicare is going.

submitted 20 days ago • 718 comments

For Mike Flanagan: 🎂 As a longtime fan, I was deeply honored to become a member of the @mikeflanaganfilm.com family, first with The Fall of the House of Usher & now with The Life of Chuck. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays! ❤️ from your pal, Mar🐫

submitted 22 days ago • 105 comments

The Golden Dome: Another piece of crap brought to you by that carnival barker, Donald J. Trump.

submitted 22 days ago • 324 comments

THE DOORMAN, Chris Pavone's wildly entertaining novel of New York, is published today. If you liked THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, this will not disappoint.

submitted 22 days ago • 78 comments

The DOJ is all in a kerfuffle over James Comey posting (in seashells), 8647. Made me think of the Book of Proverbs: "The wicked flee when none pursueth."

submitted 24 days ago • 454 comments

The Wall Street Journal says the new ESPN streamer will cost $29.95/month. That strikes me as a tad high.

submitted 29 days ago • 191 comments

Ogden Nash (revised slightly): The door of a MAGA supporter's mind opens outwards so that the resulting pressure of facts only causes it to be shut more snugly.

submitted 29 days ago • 63 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 470 comments

What do rhythm guitarists and vacuum cleaners have in common? When you plug them in, they both suck. What do you call a guitarist who only knows two chords? A music critic.

submitted 35 days ago • 286 comments

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submitted 36 days ago • 196 comments

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submitted 36 days ago • 49 comments

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. See what I did there?

submitted 36 days ago • 495 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 1370 comments

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

submitted 40 days ago • 1524 comments

The Hill: Egg prices reached another record high last month. It now costs American shoppers an average of $6.23 for a dozen eggs — nearly a five-fold increase since 2020.

submitted 41 days ago • 824 comments

Why was Kristi Noem carrying $3,000 in her purse?

submitted 45 days ago • 4399 comments

Trump’s claim that he’s negotiating with China on tariffs is a baldfaced lie. But what else would you expect from Trumpty-Dumpty?

submitted 47 days ago • 380 comments

Mr. Murphy, of course.

submitted 48 days ago • 42 comments