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Unprofessional musings of an Interior Designer • Reformed Historian • Enthusiastic Eater• Feminist Killjoy • Mom • Lifter of Heavy Shit •
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I’ve failed as a parent

Interrupting the doom scrolling to share this. EASIEST thin-crust pizza that you flatten on parchment and bake on the parchment so you don’t make a giant deformed mess getting it on the pizza stone in the oven. Pantry items only and fast: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/supe...

Surprised this is the first one I’ve gotten. Hard surface = LVT, usually comes from S Korea or China. Soft surface = carpet.

Everyone watching to see if Corey Booker can beat some old dead racist at Long Talking like the kids in Matilda watching to see if Bruce Bogtrotter can eat all of the big cake

Me: Don't be silly, wooden ships can't be metal. The Massachusetts Naval Militia:

Again 🙈

I’m convinced some of the quagmire we’re in now goes back to kids sleeping in history class. See also the pre-WWII “America First” movement. Same “I’ve got mine, screw everyone else” vibes:

If I leave my phone unattended, my girls will change the wallpaper to any image that results from googling “the world’s biggest poop”. This was unexpectedly bad when I scrolled my camera roll with my hair stylist to find hair pictures I saved. Had to explain that and my 💩 search history.

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

11/10 Charming read, highly recommend.

I pray to God I never make enemies with Kendrick Lamar

Friday has been glued to Madeleine’s side since she’s been sick 🥹