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Unprofessional musings of an Interior Designer • Reformed Historian • Enthusiastic Eater• Feminist Killjoy • Mom • Lifter of Heavy Shit •
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I’ve failed as a parent

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Interrupting the doom scrolling to share this. EASIEST thin-crust pizza that you flatten on parchment and bake on the parchment so you don’t make a giant deformed mess getting it on the pizza stone in the oven. Pantry items only and fast: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/supe...

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Surprised this is the first one I’ve gotten. Hard surface = LVT, usually comes from S Korea or China. Soft surface = carpet.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

Everyone watching to see if Corey Booker can beat some old dead racist at Long Talking like the kids in Matilda watching to see if Bruce Bogtrotter can eat all of the big cake

submitted 71 days ago • 8 comments

Me: Don't be silly, wooden ships can't be metal. The Massachusetts Naval Militia:

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

Again 🙈

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I’m convinced some of the quagmire we’re in now goes back to kids sleeping in history class. See also the pre-WWII “America First” movement. Same “I’ve got mine, screw everyone else” vibes:

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

If I leave my phone unattended, my girls will change the wallpaper to any image that results from googling “the world’s biggest poop”. This was unexpectedly bad when I scrolled my camera roll with my hair stylist to find hair pictures I saved. Had to explain that and my 💩 search history.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

submitted 116 days ago • 414 comments

11/10 Charming read, highly recommend.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I pray to God I never make enemies with Kendrick Lamar

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Friday has been glued to Madeleine’s side since she’s been sick 🥹

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments