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Lukewarm thoughts for a cold world.
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Me in 2000: I bet we’ll have flying cars!
2025: *spy fries and creeper speakers*
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Or if in the pre-roll for every stunt, he looks at the camera and says "Hi I'm Tom Cruise, welcome to jackass" just in case it's the last one
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Like the ideological opposite of Sunday Scaries?
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Could it be that the company that makes historically higher quality hardware and software doesn’t want to put diarrhea inside their phones?
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It’s a mechanical parrot on your shoulder that regurgitates bad Quora answers with 100% confidence, harasses your pets with slurs it learned from CoD lobbies, and has a monthly subscription fee of $99.
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Even wetter the further you go inland, oddly
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Literally thought you meant this:
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"E-Thot flexing her Zoomer clout" sounds like a throwaway Douglas Adams quip
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They might as well change back to the dead bird app
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Pawn shop collateral
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Thanks for this! I'm looking forward to hearing about the alternatives you're considering. I've been on a quest of my own: