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My jokes are like SpaceX rockets. They hardly ever land.

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and elon musk has been saying a car will drive itself next year for a decade

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Don't let it happen to you.

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Some family/friends just couldn't wrap their heads around us not wanting to post our kid online, and every day, I'm grateful we stuck to our convictions.

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In case you needed a more defined line between the narcissist doomscroll app and Silicon Valley backed weapons systems, Zμck is now a defense contractor under a rogue dictatorship, and your data gets monetized to support it. 🤗

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Altman and Ive have assembled a crack team of engineers to devise something we never thought was possible: a 5th thing you have to charge before leaving your house.

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When my friend’s phone lights up and it says Dad Cell calling and I’m like why the fuck is my dad calling you

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I have a new idea for car alarms. It goes like WEEEWAAAH WEEEWAAAH BAIO BAIO BAIO BAIO PODILEP! PODILEP! BACHOO BACHOO BACHOO AWWEEEE AWWEEEE SYOOP. SYOOP. SYOOP. SYOOP. BLEP BLEP BLEP BLEP BAKOO BAKOO BAKOO CHUT CHUT.

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It’s a mechanical parrot on your shoulder that regurgitates bad Quora answers with 100% confidence, harasses your pets with slurs it learned from CoD lobbies, and has a monthly subscription fee of $99.

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Outside an Amazon Health+ aid station, year 2037 Me: limping back to the car Partner: What happened? Me: Surge pricing. Partner: Fucking smog. I don’t know how long four O2 paks will last us. Me: I still got some dance left in me. Partner: You don't have to do this. Me: wincing, launches TikTok

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I wish more people would ask the simple question, "Who does this REALLY help?" Maybe we wouldn't get a disembodied, coked-up version of Clippy shoved down our throats every time we open an app.

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If you get paywalled, here's the list: 1. Is your resume in Wingdings? 2. Can you please take your feet off the desk? 3. Does the pope know you added him as a reference? 4. Did you not pee before this? 5. Why are you yelling?

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This Secret Dishwasher Setting Will Clean Your Chef's Knife, Cast Iron Pan, And Wool Sweater In ONE CYCLE! I'd be so good at clickbait articles, it's not even fair.

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I guess if you think of ChatGPT as a Mansplain Machine, it totally makes sense given the kind of people that make up most of Silicon Valley.

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"For sale: baby shoes, worn."

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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

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This is the closest I, a kid that grew up in the Boston suburbs, have ever been to becoming the pope.

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Graphic design is actually my passion. I wish people would stop making fun of that.

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Pediatrician That Used ChatGPT To Squeak By In Med School Thinks Your Kid’s Cough Is Probably Fine, But He Has To Check ChatGPT.

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I like to think he frantically posted this after finally watching Johnny English (2003)

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The argument that anti-AI people are just uninformed technophobes completely ignores the fact that the most outspoken critics of it work IN (or closely with) tech.

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NO YOU’RE NOT HARDCORE (NO YOU’RE NOT HARDCORE) UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE (UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE) BUT THE LEGEND OF THE RENT WAS WAY HARDCORRRRRRRE

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US kids are going to get two dolls, while the president gets 6,600 GI Joes.

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I KNEW that sounded familiar!

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The average American has three friends.

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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

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It's sickening that all of these companies keep doubling-down and colluding on energy-sucking tech that nobody wants amidst a climate crisis.

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Reskeet if you

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Don't worry y'all, they're still just flooding the zone.

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Props to the new administration for achieving pandemic-era shortages and economic despair without the equivalent public health emergency.

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My jokes are like SpaceX rockets. They hardly ever land.

and elon musk has been saying a car will drive itself next year for a decade

Don't let it happen to you.

Some family/friends just couldn't wrap their heads around us not wanting to post our kid online, and every day, I'm grateful we stuck to our convictions.

In case you needed a more defined line between the narcissist doomscroll app and Silicon Valley backed weapons systems, Zμck is now a defense contractor under a rogue dictatorship, and your data gets monetized to support it. 🤗

Altman and Ive have assembled a crack team of engineers to devise something we never thought was possible: a 5th thing you have to charge before leaving your house.

When my friend’s phone lights up and it says Dad Cell calling and I’m like why the fuck is my dad calling you

I have a new idea for car alarms. It goes like WEEEWAAAH WEEEWAAAH BAIO BAIO BAIO BAIO PODILEP! PODILEP! BACHOO BACHOO BACHOO AWWEEEE AWWEEEE SYOOP. SYOOP. SYOOP. SYOOP. BLEP BLEP BLEP BLEP BAKOO BAKOO BAKOO CHUT CHUT.

It’s a mechanical parrot on your shoulder that regurgitates bad Quora answers with 100% confidence, harasses your pets with slurs it learned from CoD lobbies, and has a monthly subscription fee of $99.

Outside an Amazon Health+ aid station, year 2037 Me: limping back to the car Partner: What happened? Me: Surge pricing. Partner: Fucking smog. I don’t know how long four O2 paks will last us. Me: I still got some dance left in me. Partner: You don't have to do this. Me: wincing, launches TikTok

I wish more people would ask the simple question, "Who does this REALLY help?" Maybe we wouldn't get a disembodied, coked-up version of Clippy shoved down our throats every time we open an app.

If you get paywalled, here's the list: 1. Is your resume in Wingdings? 2. Can you please take your feet off the desk? 3. Does the pope know you added him as a reference? 4. Did you not pee before this? 5. Why are you yelling?

This Secret Dishwasher Setting Will Clean Your Chef's Knife, Cast Iron Pan, And Wool Sweater In ONE CYCLE! I'd be so good at clickbait articles, it's not even fair.

I guess if you think of ChatGPT as a Mansplain Machine, it totally makes sense given the kind of people that make up most of Silicon Valley.

"For sale: baby shoes, worn."

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

This is the closest I, a kid that grew up in the Boston suburbs, have ever been to becoming the pope.

Graphic design is actually my passion. I wish people would stop making fun of that.

Pediatrician That Used ChatGPT To Squeak By In Med School Thinks Your Kid’s Cough Is Probably Fine, But He Has To Check ChatGPT.

I like to think he frantically posted this after finally watching Johnny English (2003)

The argument that anti-AI people are just uninformed technophobes completely ignores the fact that the most outspoken critics of it work IN (or closely with) tech.

NO YOU’RE NOT HARDCORE (NO YOU’RE NOT HARDCORE) UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE (UNLESS YOU LIVE HARDCORE) BUT THE LEGEND OF THE RENT WAS WAY HARDCORRRRRRRE

US kids are going to get two dolls, while the president gets 6,600 GI Joes.

I KNEW that sounded familiar!

The average American has three friends.

Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

It's sickening that all of these companies keep doubling-down and colluding on energy-sucking tech that nobody wants amidst a climate crisis.

Reskeet if you

Don't worry y'all, they're still just flooding the zone.

Props to the new administration for achieving pandemic-era shortages and economic despair without the equivalent public health emergency.

I wonder what percentage of people had ChatGPT write their wedding vows in 2025 so far.

Did it hurt?

Grown man running with a full backpack never disappoints.

It took me a minute to realize there was a baby in this photo

🎼 Christ is fine Christ was kiddin’ Christ plays tricks on frieeends

They got into the ketamine stash