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therealjoro.bsky.social
amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way
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i’ve been sent this footage of an MPD officer on east lake st during the federal action on 6/3 turning around and shoving a person who was filming him

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We put down some bee lawn seed in the bare patches of our yard and it's coming up and it's so SOFT OMG

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why does jac collinsworth look like he’s dressed up as jared goff dressed up as ryan gosling for halloween

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Important: Little Free Library at 43rd and Chicago has a bunch of Warrior Cats books, I repeat: WARRIOR CATS

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once again I must tap my own sign

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I need to go for a run but I don't want to miss the start of WWIII

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"okay everyone just be really really quiet and they might forget we're in here"

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Thinking about running past the Cybertruck that's always parked at 42nd and 28th and doing the Nelson HA HA into one of its cameras

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elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

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DO NOT COME TO MINNEAPOLIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. EVER.

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*opens social media*

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Literally the most hilarious possible moment for the Aaron Rodgers news to hit the timeline.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KISS KISS

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So just to clarify, Elon knew Trump was in the Epstein Files and still endorsed & supported him

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wow

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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

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"the operation in Minneapolis couldn't have been about immigration, the FBI and DEA were there!!" hmm

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Me and this other guy have been riding to the front, getting the free shirt, and selling it to a motorist blocks away waiting in line. If nothing else this is stimulating the local economy

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MUST BE IN A VEHICLE?! WHAT NO WHAT WHY WHAT

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"15 minute cities, bike lanes, walkability, and public transit are social engineering."

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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

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bluesky is just pure enemy territory for a certain mayor

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between Minneapolis and Chicago today we're seeing a lot of police departments "not supporting" ICE by offering them support in the form of crowd control

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im sure im like the 1000th person to post this today but

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learned this week that an older sibling of mine is expecting a fifth child while simultaneously bemoaning how expensive children are. every day I feel better about my life choices

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Cats are great

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David's playing Stardew Valley IRL

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The best distillation of Frey’s ethos

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Free sirens, available at the corner of Minneapolis

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if you're in Iowa, Scholten is the real deal. Please support him and get the word out about his campaign!

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Like, who is this for? People on the right hate you because you're the Mayor of Minneapolis, people on the left hate you because, well, you suck out loud.

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Fateh, David, and Hampton showed up. Frey didn’t. We will remember.

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