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therealjoro.bsky.social
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Pretty easy for Minneapolitans to believe

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

oh wow you’re against violent protests yeah cool quick question who did you see being violent at protests for example did you see anyone firing any weapons or maybe hitting people with cars or using chemical weapons or beating people and dragging them away into unmarked vans is that what you mean

Boy a lot of professional chin-strokers could stand to take a minute to find out who is turning these protests violent. There's quite a lot of footage available to them

Consider this a petition to get @deveric.net to get NIAMOS! from Andor into the DJ bike ride playlist

it's really funny that any news anchor in america can say that biden was mentally incompetent but you can't say trump is mean without getting in big trouble

you think folks would have learned after press in minneapolis were intentionally targeted and several were permanently injured or blinded that cops do not give a fuck about press

“Firing back”

I think it's weird that some people actually like we can't be Americans. Like, I don't support the actions of much of the US Govt, but I *am* an American citizen. What am I supposed to do, wave a Dutch flag for my great great great great grandparents?

I went into the bathroom at Five Watt in Kingfield yesterday and most of the graffiti was tumblresque phrases written by people trying to be Deep. Only a single doodled penis. We've lost our way as a city!

And I wouldn't change it

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Frey takes a leaf from the Tom Emmer playbook - do everything you can to stop positive investments in your community, then when they go through and are Good, Actually, brag about them as if you didn't fight tooth and nail to prevent them in the first place.

It's urgent that Mayor Frey and his PACs find their footing on the federal agents issue so we don't end up with MSNBC watching moms way out to the left of our Minneapolis "moderates."

Love me some DJ rides.

freedom of speech is when you cant call the president a giant fuckimg loser

this shit didnt come up once during the campaign, it makes me so fucking mad

Come to Minneapolis, where you can get pepper sprayed on Tuesday and go for a DJ bike ride on Saturday

am i dead i think i'm dead

HOLY SHIT A REAL EXPANSE GAME???

I stopped by briefly and getting out of there was an absolute nightmare but would have been 50x worse in a car. #DontDriveToThePencilSharpening

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minneapolis* my beloved *okay the last one is in st paul but you can see the mpls skyline

DJ Dance Ride tonight! This is what summer in Minneapolis is all about, you don’t want to miss it!

Leadership is when you don’t know what your police and the Feds are doing in your city

I saw someone lose a canoe off the top of their car while driving down Cedar at Minnehaha, then they accidentally ran over said canoe while trying to pull over to retrieve it.

Hey @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social, you think the people in LA should just wait this one out and give ICE the benefit of the doubt? Maybe you want to chide some of these protestors! Tell them they're being hysterical.

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin' that shit up everyday

You’d have hoped that by now, the media wouldn’t take MPD’s word as gospel when they put out a press release. CM Chavez continues to ask Chief O’Hara to provide specifics on the claims he made and continues to be met with silence.

Me: hey Jira admin, I need you to delete this team, it's a duplicate. Jira admin: we can't unless you move associated issues to another team. Me: there are no associated issues. JA: yes there are, this one and this one! Me: ...those are for a different team, with a different name/ID

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