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thesamedevice.bsky.social
burnt-out educator -> social work student Enby slop/Cybert*uck-death-enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist
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Mourning with Kokomo, in ANY context, is fucking hilarious
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If they are doing something with Christianity as their guide and motivator - and a lot of really shitty people have - then surprise, they're Christians.
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Oh come on this is so stupid
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I would simply prefer not to imagine being John Fetterman
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Did a horse kick you in the head
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It's sort of the profile equivalent of "I'm a FORKLIFT DRIVER born in JANUARY who has a BITCH WIFE and a low tolerance for STUPID PEOPLE"-ass shirts
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This is the most confusing lib profile I have ever seen
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Science fiction needn't be fiction if you simply make *evil* prosthetics for bastards
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I would like his hands to fall off, and for his new robot hands to strangle his own neck
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I looked up Bo Loudon's stupid face and of course it is the single most punchable one I've seen today
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Have a conversation with any average voter, but especially those aged 18-30, and ask them to differentiate between Democrats and Republicans for you. Their puzzled struggle to articulate contrasts is the answer to the "Why are Democrats viewed so unfavorably?" riddle.
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part of me wonders what we could have had if the Hamburglar was catching that day. Something even more magnificent?
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what are the rules annabelle
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Wait until you see that the Phanatic can do. Proboscis? ABSOLUTELY FILLED WITH ROWS OF TEETH
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That's what we call it (that's our local news). The one small ray of hope is that the city... simply does what it always does to people who aren't welcome.
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Fucking losers who want to suck-ass party
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a sword for snakemen that only he can wield
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Nice Elon Brand AI slop, dork
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*resisters posting on facebook, notably not anywhere near a protest
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Isn't that kind of an old fart dish, like, Prue Leith coded? Because I don't know that something that old and British can be woke.
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Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
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If you want a large group of people to act against human nature in order to prevent violence, 535 people should have done exactly that between 2017 and 2025.
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What the fuck is a woke sandwich filling I am absolutely baffled. I cannot conceive of a woke sandwich.