thesamedevice.bsky.social
burnt-out educator -> social work student
Enby slop/Cybert*uck-death-enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist
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I would simply prefer not to imagine being John Fetterman
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Did a horse kick you in the head
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It's sort of the profile equivalent of "I'm a FORKLIFT DRIVER born in JANUARY who has a BITCH WIFE and a low tolerance for STUPID PEOPLE"-ass shirts
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This is the most confusing lib profile I have ever seen
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Science fiction needn't be fiction if you simply make *evil* prosthetics for bastards
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I would like his hands to fall off, and for his new robot hands to strangle his own neck
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I looked up Bo Loudon's stupid face and of course it is the single most punchable one I've seen today
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Have a conversation with any average voter, but especially those aged 18-30, and ask them to differentiate between Democrats and Republicans for you.
Their puzzled struggle to articulate contrasts is the answer to the "Why are Democrats viewed so unfavorably?" riddle.
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part of me wonders what we could have had if the Hamburglar was catching that day. Something even more magnificent?
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what are the rules annabelle
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Wait until you see that the Phanatic can do. Proboscis? ABSOLUTELY FILLED WITH ROWS OF TEETH
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That's what we call it (that's our local news).
The one small ray of hope is that the city... simply does what it always does to people who aren't welcome.
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Fucking losers who want to suck-ass party
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a sword for snakemen that only he can wield
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Nice Elon Brand AI slop, dork
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*resisters posting on facebook, notably not anywhere near a protest
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Isn't that kind of an old fart dish, like, Prue Leith coded? Because I don't know that something that old and British can be woke.
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Um, methinks us Gen Xers know a thing or two more about a hard knock life. We walked to school, drank from the hose, walked home, drank from the hose, played outside, drank from the hose, partied all night, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, drank from the hose, DRANK FROM THE HOSE DRANKFROMT
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If you want a large group of people to act against human nature in order to prevent violence, 535 people should have done exactly that between 2017 and 2025.
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What the fuck is a woke sandwich filling
I am absolutely baffled. I cannot conceive of a woke sandwich.
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Real fuckin' sexy, just like you asked
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The only think Grandpa ever mentioned was that Belgium was beautiful. That was it. Nobody knew more than that.
His trauma wasn't even all war-related - he was abused by his own battalion for being Jewish, to the point where he lopped off his last name the moment he got home.
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Millennial here: My grandfather picked up a purple heart at the Battle of the Bulge. He also picked up PTSD that none of us even knew much about until after he died.
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you just bitch about literally anyone who isn't your age.
you were left alone and it shows, you asocial dorks
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do you know how you sound
do you throw rocks at children from your porch
do you subsist off of Werther's Originals and spite and lead paint