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it is not at all lost on me that THEEEEE OSU is now very hot among northeast prep school kids who will not have to work very hard to get very good-paying jobs

DHS Sec. Noem has blown through the department’s budget, they’ve almost used all the money that’s supposed to last through the end of September here at the beginning of June. ICE is defunding itself with these operations, dual pressure in the streets and in Congress can choke their cash flow

does anyone else have this issue where two people you follow clearly can't stand each other and shit talk about each other and you're confused because you like both parties and WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME

I love Mexican art so much

stephen miller won't see your mean tweets about his appearance but your friends with lifeless eyes - black eyes, like a doll's eyes... and he doesn't seem to be livin until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white - will

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

RIP Oscar Wilde you wolde have loved memes

Elon: Path of Exile 2 asks the question, do we exile the path or does the path exile us? That mystery is what drove me to become the world’s greatest player Stephen Miller’s Wife: (deeply enamored) I love how some of your hair is real

Okay. One kid/Harvard story. Me: That library has every public speech given by every president, ever. 12yo: Can’t you get that on the Internet? 9yo: (mocking my voice) “That library has… a computer.” Me: No. you don’t understand. 12: (also mocking) “That library has WiFi!” Me: :(

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Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

The ADL chief who has shrugged his shoulders at Elon Musk boosting nazis, so he could dedicate more time to destroying random college students, calling other people nihilists. Legendary pot kettle black moment.